1
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Whoa, what's...?

2
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Password!

3
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The new one or the old one?

4
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Why would I want the old one?

5
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As a memento, perhaps?

6
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You're up to something!

7
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To be fair, there are
a million possibilities.

8
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Like what?

9
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For example...

10
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Maybe I'm proposing.

11
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I typed the proposal down

12
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and I don't want you to know.

13
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Really?

14
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No. Just an example.

15
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Hell, spill it!

16
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- No.
- Say it!

17
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No!

18
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You have to!

19
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No way!

20
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Why? Up to no good?

21
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- Dude, that costs $4,000!
- Say it!

22
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- Dude, that costs $4,000!
- No!

23
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- Give her something cheaper...
- Say it!

24
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-Give her something
cheaper... —I'LL say it.

25
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- And less lethal.
- Now I don't wanna hear it.

26
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You won't tell me?

27
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|W|guessiL

28
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Go ahead.

29
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I changed it back
to your birthday.

30
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It doesn't work.

31
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October 5th, right?

32
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It's October 25th, asshole!

33
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You changed your birthday?

34
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Why did you add

35
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eight big-titted "Double May"?

36
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Who's May?

37
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What's that? Never heard of it.

38
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You just love big tits!

39
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I've never loved big tits!

40
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Do you love me?

41
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What?

42
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(Loveh

43
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Of course I love you.

44
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So my tits aren't big enough!

45
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And they're all barely legal!

46
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You just love young girls!

47
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I don't love young girls!

48
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Do you love me, then?

49
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What happens if I say no?

50
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You don't love me?

51
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No, of course I love you!

52
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So I'm too old!

53
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Come on...

54
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I'm too old.

55
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I have small tits.

56
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No wonder you
haven't married me!

57
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When was the last time you
put money in our joint account?

58
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Where's the money?

59
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I bought uniforms
for my esports team,

60
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they're expensive.

61
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It's not for randos...

62
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Rando?!

63
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The team members are the stars!

64
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Everyone else is randos!

65
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What about the rest of the cash?

66
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This thing...

67
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It costs 40 grand.

68
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Wow, 40 grand?

69
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That prick!

70
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I just bought it!

71
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Don't scratch it!

72
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Hey hey hey!

73
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- Chill out!
- Give me a reason!

74
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It's rising in value!

75
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SQ?

76
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I can sell it for 45 grand!

77
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SQ?

78
00:04:04,834 --> 00:04:07,625
If you smash that,
you'll have to clean it up!

79
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Lung Chan!

80
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You promised me a home!

81
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You already cook here
a few times a week.

82
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We watch TV and chill.

83
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It already feels like a home!

84
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Just bear it for now.

85
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I've been bearing
it for 12 years!

86
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I'm done bearing!

87
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We're breaking up.

88
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It's over!

89
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Don't even think about
winning me back again.

90
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Go after her!

91
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Hey.

92
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Watch the stove.

93
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Soup's cooking.

94
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You dick.

95
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I almost lost 40 grand.

96
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If I say I spent it,

97
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she'll still believe that
I'm earning money!

98
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If I say otherwise,

99
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she'll make me change jobs.

100
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If you're already working

101
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and you find another job,

102
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that's "changing jobs".

103
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If you're not making a penny,

104
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you're just "volunteering".

105
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The family is paying
your expenses,

106
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so you're "leeching".

107
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I'm "leaping" to success!

108
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I'm an esports athlete!

109
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When I win that tournament,

110
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I'll make my first
million dollars!

111
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You know...

112
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The biggest hurdle to happiness

113
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is expecting too
much from the future.

114
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Another "Chicken Soup" quote?

115
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Stop dragging your
feet and get hitched.

116
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What? —I'LL pay

117
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for the banquet.

118
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Getting married will put
some sense into your head.

119
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Objection.

120
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He hasn't objected.
Why are you objecting?

121
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Because it's dumb.

122
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Why?

123
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Wait.

124
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I want to object
to your objection.

125
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What?

126
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I can get married, sure.

127
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But I need a fair exchange.

128
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Sell our home.

129
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Let's cash in.

130
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My esports team is

131
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heading towards glory.

132
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All we lack is funding.

133
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If we get a few
mil as investment

134
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and win the tournament,

135
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we'll be Hong Kong esports'

136
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Juventus F.C.

137
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or even the Avengers!!

138
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My room...

139
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Hot in summer, cold in winter.

140
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The party room upstairs
blasts off-key karaoke all day.

141
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We moved in over a decade ago

142
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and the living room
still reeks of BBQ pork!

143
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For the last time...

144
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We follow Mom's dying wish.

145
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Our home stays, the oven stays,

146
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and Dad stays.

147
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We're never selling this place.

148
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I'm going to work.

149
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Don't forget!

150
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I ordered hotpot
delivery for tonight.

151
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Look at your brother.

152
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His sense puts me at ease.

153
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He even booked

154
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his own birthday dinner.

155
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Maybe he's up to no good.

156
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That's crazy talk...

157
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Big Brother,

158
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- you'll be here before dinner, right?
- Yeah.

159
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I'm off early today.

160
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I want to talk to you.

161
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Sure.

162
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Hello, Mr. Steve Chan?

163
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Is the red gate your
building's entrance?

164
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It's "shot"!

165
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She must mean "shut".

166
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She should just
stick to Mandarin.

167
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That "iz" the back "doo".

168
00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,268
Walk "pat" the back 'doo'.

169
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,042
Keep "wooking", then
turn "light" at the corner.

170
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That big "doo" is
the "man" entrance.

171
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Is that Little Meow from "Taiwan's
Little Meow in Hong Kong"?

172
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So what? Is she popular?

173
00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:20,750
All the netizens cream over her.

174
00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,667
Ma'am, are you going up?

175
00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:51,518
If I can get her as our
cheerleading captain,

176
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we'll have ad revenue.

177
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With the Hong Kong
Champion title...

178
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Leave my model alone.

179
00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,125
Hi.

180
00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:08,750
Enter.

181
00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:16,125
You packed all
"deez" by yourself?

182
00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,476
You can speak Cantonese.

183
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I understand it.

184
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Fantastic.

185
00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:27,208
Is your makeup applied?

186
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Huh?

187
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,226
Have you put on makeup?

188
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,375
Oh, I just need a touch-up.

189
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Change there.

190
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Leave Bernard's clothes alone.

191
00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,309
They're his babies.

192
00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,625
I think I can carry this one.

193
00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,976
Don't do anything stupid.

194
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,875
I hear you.

195
00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:05,750
Hi.

196
00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:07,893
The air conditioning is chilly.

197
00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:10,292
Put this jacket on.

198
00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,875
You look gorgeous in this.

199
00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:17,560
Pardon me.

200
00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:19,101
I'm his colleague.

201
00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,458
My name's Lung.

202
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,518
Like the organ?

203
00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:23,477
It's Chinese, actually.

204
00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,434
L-U-N-G Lung

205
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,958
It means "Dragon".

206
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,875
Then... why don't
you just use "Dragon"?

207
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,500
It's cooler.

208
00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,893
Right...

209
00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,726
Has anyone told you

210
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,518
you look like Rei
from "Evange|ion"?

211
00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:42,226
I actually have
another identity.

212
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,851
I'm an esports athlete.

213
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,458
- If...
- Lung Chan!

214
00:09:48,292 --> 00:09:49,393
So she's Rei when she wears it,

215
00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:50,934
and I'm a ran do!

216
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,333
That's cute.

217
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,018
Why didn't you come after me?

218
00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:56,667
I forgot to.

219
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,059
You got caught red-handed.

220
00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,875
We're breaking up.

221
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,393
What should I do first?

222
00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:16,934
Put out the fire first?

223
00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:17,976
That's right.

224
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,101
Baby!

225
00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,684
- Hey!
- Why are you already back?

226
00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:22,167
Something's boiling over.

227
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,059
That happens a lot here!

228
00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,458
Over there!

229
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,917
Hey.

230
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,958
I'm ready.

231
00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:39,958
How do you want to shoot this?

232
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,583
Just follow the reference.

233
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,934
Intimate, elegant...

234
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,851
Sexy, too.

235
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,750
Sure.

236
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,518
Hold it up.

237
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,018
Elegance...

238
00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:58,143
Hold it higher.

239
00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,559
Be one with the cooker.

240
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,726
Open it elegantly...

241
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,643
Now close it slowly.

242
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,643
Open. Close.

243
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,143
Open slowly. Close.

244
00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:10,768
Open... Close...

245
00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:12,667
Okay, the other side now.

246
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:18,351
Don't worry, it's only a
dozen strands if I cut it.

247
00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:19,101
It's okay..

248
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:20,125
Ahh.

249
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:23,500
It's okay, I took
off a few already.

250
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,227
It hurts.

251
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:29,643
It can't be. Did I cut a nerve?

252
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,375
I'm so embarrassed!

253
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,250
It's just an accident.

254
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:42,809
This whole time, I
was playing it cool

255
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:46,500
so you'd think that I'm a pro...

256
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,833
Play it cool? What for?

257
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,851
The fact is...

258
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,934
I'm your fan!

259
00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,750
I like you so much!

260
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,184
Your black-and-white
portrait of Danielle Graham

261
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,059
for "Yes" magazine

262
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:08,208
was my fav!

263
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,333
You're for real.

264
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,143
You showed me that

265
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,476
the key aspects of a portrait

266
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,458
are the expressions in the eyes.

267
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,625
You're an inspiration!

268
00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:22,083
That's a big deal...

269
00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:28,643
- Look.
- That's not Danielle Graham, right?

270
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:32,083
No, it's your Studs
and the City spread.

271
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:39,393
Yikes! The original
model went AWOL,

272
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,726
so I had to step in.

273
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,417
They got a lot of
complaints for that issue.

274
00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:48,042
But there was at least
one letter of praise.

275
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:52,184
Don't tell me that
you're Kitty Cat,

276
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,143
that fourth grader from Taiwan?

277
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,476
Yeah! You remember me! I've...

278
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,934
Ow!

279
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:01,101
Wow, you're all grown up...

280
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,667
Yup, I've grown up.

281
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,434
If there's a chance,

282
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,809
we can grab a meal together.

283
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,167
Is that okay?

284
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,000
Sure.

285
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,059
I always get beef noodles
at the diner downstairs.

286
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,167
I always sit alone.

287
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,500
Are you 93V?

288
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:28,125
Look, young|ady...

289
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,893
I'm just not ready

290
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,250
for a new relationship yet.

291
00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:38,476
When it comes to destiny...

292
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,518
If you take it too easy,
you'll miss out on it.

293
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,833
But if you take
it too seriously,

294
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,833
you'll cry over it.

295
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,875
Holy...

296
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,708
Is it because... of her?

297
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,250
When did you split up?

298
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,708
Not long ago.

299
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,583
How long ago?

300
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:06,958
Three years ago.

301
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,083
You're so devoted...

302
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,601
When did you come home?

303
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,458
Just now, I forgot a document.

304
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,726
Hey, something's
up. Dinner's off.

305
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,893
Don't come up.

306
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,184
I'll explain tomorrow night.

307
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,726
Remember! Reply
when you get this.

308
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,208
What's her name?

309
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,125
Monica.

310
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,000
What is she like?

311
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,768
Like an angel.

312
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:44,375
You bitch!

313
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,893
You're painting
graffiti over them?

314
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,309
Someone just picked
them off the streets.

315
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,102
They're trash.

316
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,792
You're trash!

317
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,976
The one who picked them up

318
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,935
was me!

319
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,226
Listen up, they are

320
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,851
historical artifacts!

321
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:03,268
The youngest piece
is over 30 years old!

322
00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:05,125
I'm over 30 years old, too.

323
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,083
You call me trash all the time!

324
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,434
What's going on, 9W5?

325
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,768
Boss, they want to

326
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:14,184
graffiti over these.

327
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,060
No!

328
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:17,559
I thought you're doing
it Yayoi Kusama style

329
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,309
That's right.

330
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,643
What?

331
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,018
For the last few years,

332
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,476
you've been
scavenging all this stuff

333
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,226
for the "Hong Kong
Stories" series.

334
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,559
They're royalty-free
and gimmicky.

335
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,684
It was nice.

336
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,917
But it has become boring now.

337
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,101
We need noise

338
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,601
that is as loud as
those giant malls.

339
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,917
It'll be fresh!

340
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,958
And it'll promote
Hong Kong culture.

341
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,292
Open mind. Open.

342
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,333
Sure, I'll call Yayoi Kusama

343
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,018
to see if she'll take lower pay

344
00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:53,583
for "Hong Kong culture".

345
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:57,684
Naturally, we'll just
copy her without paying.

346
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,542
Yes!

347
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,143
Hong Kong culture!

348
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,042
Culture vulture! Yes!

349
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,351
Open mind. Open... Open.

350
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,958
O, my ass! No freaking way.

351
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,833
If you insist on doing this,

352
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,583
<i>|'|| quit!</i>

353
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:16,917
Bye!

354
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,917
Big Brother!

355
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,667
Hey, Big Brother...

356
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,684
Even if they aren't
getting married,

357
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,518
they should move in together.

358
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,750
What?

359
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:34,894
"Love is".

360
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:36,726
Why Wait For Him To Change

361
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,167
When You Can Just
Invade His Space?"

362
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,458
It's doable...

363
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,625
Remember that I asked to talk?

364
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,894
Relax...

365
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:47,750
Trust me, it's no big deal.

366
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,958
Something wrong?

367
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,333
Nothing.

368
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,958
Actually, in a little while,
something's going to happen.

369
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,208
What is it?

370
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:03,644
Promise me,

371
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:06,101
when I open the
door, chill out, okay?

372
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,101
What is it?

373
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,125
Nothing.

374
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:11,935
Takeout delivery.

375
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,643
$3,950, please.

376
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,583
$3,950?!

377
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,809
I can't be chill about that.

378
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,809
Five bags... That's
nearly $800 per bag!

379
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:21,851
It doesn't matter.

380
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:22,727
It's on me anyway.

381
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,726
You're really up to something.

382
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,559
When you ordered that
$1,000 takeout the other time,

383
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,268
something really did happen.

384
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,518
- What was it?
- You screwed my wife.

385
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,102
What?

386
00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,684
You took that junk
trip with those girls

387
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,268
and dropped my
camera into the sea.

388
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:37,726
You literally sank 30 grand!

389
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:38,750
What is it this time?

390
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,958
We're brothers...

391
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,226
When Chow Yun-fat said that

392
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,144
in "A Better Tomorrow",

393
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:45,750
he got shot in
the head. Watch it.

394
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,434
Come on, let me finish...

395
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,184
You even made the soup?

396
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,309
I didn't make it.

397
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,792
- Listen...
- There you are,

398
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,208
you took so long.

399
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,352
When'd you get home?

400
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,809
I've been home all afternoon.

401
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,226
I thought you went
after Josephine.

402
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,434
Did you really break up?

403
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,059
We made up already.

404
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,559
So you made the soup?

405
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,208
Dinner's ready!

406
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:10,268
I made two soups tonight.

407
00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:12,226
This mala spicy soup

408
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,518
was made with Sichuan
erjing tiao chilies.

409
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,750
It's numb, then
spicy, then sweet.

410
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:19,768
Big Brother, you can't do spicy,

411
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:24,184
so I made you a
silkie chicken soup.

412
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,018
- Perfect for a man your age.
- Good girl.

413
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,809
You split more
often than a banana.

414
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:28,810
We can't keep up with you.

415
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,476
As long as they patch things up.

416
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,643
Sit down, Josephine,
we have to talk.

417
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:33,851
Let's cover my stuff first.

418
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,143
No, this first.

419
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,542
Sit down, Josephine.

420
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,226
You have forged
an inseparable bond

421
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,934
with our family.

422
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,684
You've been with
our little brother

423
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,559
for so many years.

424
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,976
You're practically
family, right?

425
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,625
I'm focused on my career now.

426
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,559
I'm not looking to get married.

427
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:52,477
With an attitude like that,

428
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,559
no point in forcing him, right?

429
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,458
I'm not asking you
two to get married.

430
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,143
I'm inviting you

431
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,518
to move in here.

432
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,167
That's not a good idea...

433
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,625
What do you mean?!

434
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:06,708
I'm respecting
her family's rules.

435
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,809
Her granny said, as
long as she's unmarried,

436
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:11,268
she can't spend a
night at a guy's place.

437
00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:13,184
But she stayed here last night.

438
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,476
Hey, I told you!

439
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,708
Don't stay over just because
your granny sleeps early.

440
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,851
There, I warned her.

441
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,601
That's why I've thought of

442
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,893
an excuse that means little

443
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,726
but actually makes
a world of difference.

444
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,893
On paper,

445
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,309
you're not moving in.

446
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,125
You're working here.

447
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,268
So, starting tomorrow,

448
00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:34,601
the three of us

449
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,643
(Will pa)! You-

450
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,268
You move in officially

451
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:42,309
and cook us two meals a day.

452
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,684
So I'll be like Granny

453
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,059
and become an amah?

454
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,226
It's different!

455
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,601
Amahs don't exist anymore.

456
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,519
Don't think like that.

457
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:51,059
So, a domestic worker?

458
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:51,810
No way.

459
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,934
Many domestic workers
sleep in bathrooms.

460
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,708
You share a huge room with Lung.

461
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,518
So... I'll be a servant who

462
00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:00,726
toils by day and sleeps
with Young Master at night?

463
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,644
No way!

464
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,434
Some young masters
marry their young servants.

465
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,768
In addition to the food budget,

466
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:09,976
we'll pay you an
allowance, too. Well?

467
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,184
That's too many surprises.

468
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,184
I'm spinning!

469
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,434
Why don't the three
of you vote on it?

470
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,167
Raise your hand if you approve.

471
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,351
<i>|</i> Object!

472
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,559
You're screwing up my plan!

473
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,268
You had a plan? That's cute.

474
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,851
Of course! How else can I
be Hong Kong Champion?

475
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,167
Bernard!

476
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,083
I approve!

477
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,708
It's good to have
someone around at home.

478
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,476
Besides, home cooking

479
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,875
is good for the health.

480
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,019
Welcome.

481
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:42,518
Mi casa, su casa.

482
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,352
Thank you, thank you!

483
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,809
Welcome, Josephine.

484
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,726
Your health is in my hands!

485
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,042
Oh, just worry about these two.

486
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,477
I'm moving in

487
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,684
with my girlfriend soon.

488
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:54,417
What?

489
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,458
You're dating?

490
00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:57,935
Now you know.

491
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,726
Aren't you saving up for a flat?

492
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,684
You'll waste money on rent.

493
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,000
I'm moving to her place.

494
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,684
Then you're leeching off her.

495
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:05,893
I'll pay her rent.

496
00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:07,309
Then you'll waste money on rent.

497
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,227
What do you want me to do?

498
00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:09,833
Be open-minded.

499
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,851
I bring all my girlfriends here

500
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,351
to eat with you guys.

501
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,643
What "girlfriends"?

502
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:20,292
You've only brought
ONE home all these years.

503
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:21,917
Who?

504
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:26,500
The one who shattered
his heart when she left.

505
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,000
Are you all right?

506
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:39,833
I'm fine.

507
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,625
Hi.

508
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:43,792
Hi.

509
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,726
It's been a long time.

510
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:46,792
Yes.

511
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,500
Three years.

512
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,125
Really?

513
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:51,917
I wasn't counting.

514
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,708
Why... are you
here out of the blue?

515
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,518
The door was open.

516
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,750
So I showed myself in.

517
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:04,500
Why'd you come for
me out of the blue?

518
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,625
I'm not here for you.

519
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:10,542
I'm here for him.

520
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:20,917
Big Brother.

521
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,750
She's my girlfriend.

522
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,458
What?

523
00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,708
Is it April Fools?

524
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,375
I really am his girlfriend.

525
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,792
The stove!

526
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,708
What about this fire?

527
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,893
Six months ago, my company

528
00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:51,934
worked on their event.

529
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,601
We began to talk after
we saw each other again.

530
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,417
Then we started dating.

531
00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,583
We've been together
for six months.

532
00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:01,643
This was

533
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,750
what I wanted to talk about.

534
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,917
Big Brother?

535
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,333
Are you all right, Big Brother?

536
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:28,226
You said you told him
and that he's okay with it.

537
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,726
- I have enough pressure at work...
- I thought

538
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,601
telling him before
dinner was early enough

539
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,542
and that he'd be okay.

540
00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:37,184
Why'd you think that there's a
tiny chance he'd be okay with this?

541
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:40,083
You really don't
understand Steve.

542
00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:43,292
You know Josephine.

543
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,226
Hi, I'm still here!

544
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,809
That's good.

545
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,268
You're thinner and prettier!

546
00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:49,292
Yup!

547
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:50,893
Have you had dinner?

548
00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:51,917
Want to join us?

549
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,542
I actually came to eat dinner.

550
00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,625
Why didn't you tell me?

551
00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:58,144
I told you on WhatsApp

552
00:23:58,168 --> 00:23:59,393
to stay away.

553
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,250
You did?

554
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:04,750
Oh, you did!

555
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,792
Congratulations!

556
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,292
I'm sorry.

557
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,893
I had my reservations
about Bernard at first.

558
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,018
But then I thought,

559
00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:26,268
if I didn't move
on from the past,

560
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:28,667
I couldn't welcome
a better future.

561
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,250
What past?

562
00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:33,893
You mean our relationship?

563
00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:36,542
I'd forgotten all about that...

564
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,684
Handing you over
to my little brother...

565
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:43,458
gives this big
brother infinite joy.

566
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,458
It's your birthday...

567
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,643
And you got a girlfriend.

568
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,518
A double whammy of happiness!

569
00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:51,167
Let's celebrate!

570
00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:57,769
I'm so happy!

571
00:24:57,793 --> 00:24:59,934
- Let's dig in!
- Come on, let's eat.

572
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:01,125
Come, take a seat.

573
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,167
Help out!

574
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:04,893
Here.

575
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:05,917
Thanks.

576
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,167
Let's sit down.

577
00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:15,250
Dig in...

578
00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,934
Oh, I get it.

579
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:27,518
You wanted to move
out because of me?

580
00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:29,893
You think I'm a child?

581
00:25:29,917 --> 00:25:32,101
We just wanted to
spend more time together.

582
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:35,143
You can spend time here, too.

583
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,976
Look at them,
they're stuck like glue.

584
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,059
That's right.

585
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:42,542
Sticking together as
a family is priceless!

586
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,685
How about this?

587
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,226
If you want to spend
more time together,

588
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,958
I invite you to move in here.

589
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,208
Great!

590
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:58,768
I'd welcome that!

591
00:25:58,792 --> 00:25:59,518
Maybe not...

592
00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,394
It's great!

593
00:26:00,418 --> 00:26:02,393
We're a family!

594
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:04,976
Only a child would
mind. Right, Steve?

595
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,852
That's right!

596
00:26:05,876 --> 00:26:08,559
We've got a huge place here.
One person won't make a difference.

597
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:11,667
Are you still in
that subdivided flat?

598
00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:12,602
Yeah.

599
00:26:12,626 --> 00:26:14,684
That's too small for two.

600
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:18,500
The bed is so small. It gave
me terrible backaches back then.

601
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,184
If you don't mind,

602
00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:29,226
I can move in, actually.

603
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,976
That's not what
you said yesterday.

604
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,184
Well, I'm saying this today.

605
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,851
Open mind.

606
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,958
But I like staying
at your place more.

607
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,393
Then she can move in here

608
00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:41,208
and you can move over there.

609
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:44,934
Are you sure about this?

610
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:47,226
I have a lot of stuff.

611
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:49,768
We have a lot of room!

612
00:26:49,792 --> 00:26:51,518
That's good.

613
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:52,643
No, I don't think...

614
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:53,893
I have a suggestion.

615
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:57,226
Why don't you three vote on it?

616
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,476
Raise your hand if you approve.

617
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,042
<i>|</i> Object!

618
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,708
I approve!

619
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,226
It's good to have
someone around at home.

620
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:16,500
Sticking together as
a family is priceless!

621
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,417
Congratulations!

622
00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,184
- Thanks.
- Mi casa, su casa.

623
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:22,684
She's in charge
of catering here.

624
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,184
Bernard will pay your share.

625
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,351
Really?

626
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:26,393
What time is dinner?

627
00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:27,394
08:00 PM

628
00:27:27,418 --> 00:27:28,476
Can you cook bigger portions?

629
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,893
So I can bring lunch to work.

630
00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:31,000
Sure

631
00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,060
I'm sorry, Steve.

632
00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:03,542
I should've told you earlier.

633
00:28:05,042 --> 00:28:06,309
Don't be silly,

634
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,500
I'm fine.

635
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:10,083
Okay...

636
00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:11,792
I'm not fine...

637
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,292
But I'll make it fine.

638
00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:18,102
I know it's tacky.

639
00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:20,292
Say no more.

640
00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,976
We're brothers...

641
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,083
You'll die after saying that.

642
00:28:27,042 --> 00:28:28,792
I won't die.

643
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,167
I'm your big brother.

644
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,583
I can handle anything.

645
00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:53,500
Be careful!

646
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:56,917
It's a limited edition.

647
00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:59,184
This isn't an invasion.

648
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,809
This is a coup!

649
00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:01,976
That's worth a fortune!

650
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,143
Josephine,

651
00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:05,018
you've got a lot of stuff.

652
00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:06,601
The kitchenware's brand-new.

653
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,351
Aren't you unemployed?

654
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:11,101
Expenditure increases are
passed to the customers, naturally.

655
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,458
What the!

656
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:20,417
Josephine,

657
00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,768
are you opening a restaurant?

658
00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,268
That's not mine.

659
00:29:24,292 --> 00:29:25,185
Where do you want it?

660
00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:27,893
Who else can that
possibly belong to?

661
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:29,976
Let's see if there's
room in here, come on.

662
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,184
Over here, please.

663
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:31,935
Thanks.

664
00:29:31,959 --> 00:29:35,750
Hello? Sure thing! It's for you.

665
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:38,292
Hello?

666
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,059
- Hello, Big Brother?
- Yeah?

667
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:42,351
Monica's stuff is
coming in the afternoon.

668
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,976
She said there are signs
and a pair of statues.

669
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,393
The holy beasts

670
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,708
have landed in
our realm already.

671
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:50,958
Also...

672
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,934
I ordered a new double bed.

673
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,268
Can you help me sign for it?

674
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,000
Sure.

675
00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:56,292
Thanks, Big Brother.

676
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,143
You still want the bed?

677
00:29:59,167 --> 00:30:00,875
To the landfill, please.

678
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,667
Hurry up, or we'll get a ticket!

679
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,351
Guys, the bed?

680
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,518
It needs assembling.

681
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,125
We don't cover assembly!

682
00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:21,059
Gosh!

683
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,768
You're even assembling
their bed for them!

684
00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:24,792
Oomph!

685
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,809
I'm proud of you!

686
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:27,643
Yup.

687
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,667
Oomph!

688
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,851
Amazing.

689
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,101
You're even assembling
their bed for them!

690
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,102
Yup.

691
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:38,167
Oomph!

692
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,292
I can't believe it...

693
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,542
Come on, I have my limits...

694
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:53,542
I didn't think my stuff
would take up so much room.

695
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:54,851
Did I overstep your limits?

696
00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:55,644
Not at all!

697
00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:59,708
My limits can go way lower.

698
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,601
My boss wanted
to get rid of them,

699
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,851
so I have to go Schindler's List

700
00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:09,417
and save them one by one!

701
00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:11,726
You seem to be more...

702
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,601
Emotional?

703
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,059
My doctor says I'm too stressed.

704
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,018
It's work, part-time PhD

705
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,351
and general dissatisfaction
with the world.

706
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,559
When I'm triggered,

707
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,684
I lose my cool.

708
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:25,167
What triggers you?

709
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,351
When I see people
disrespect heritage,

710
00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:30,434
calling everything trash
and throwing them away...

711
00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:31,476
Perfect,

712
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,309
Bernard just bought a new bed.

713
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:34,351
You'll sleep better

714
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:35,958
and de-stress.

715
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,042
And the old bed?

716
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,351
Is it at the landfill?

717
00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,792
The old folks' home.

718
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,083
I delivered it myself.

719
00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,351
I told him I'd move my bed here.

720
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,601
Why buy one?

721
00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:52,809
Your bed is too old.

722
00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:55,500
When I rocked it, it...

723
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,643
They gave you the wrong manual.

724
00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:09,000
Are you serious?

725
00:32:09,042 --> 00:32:10,458
Look.

726
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,375
It's fine.

727
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,167
One less thing to worry about.

728
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:21,559
I'll take my time.

729
00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:24,208
It's just a frame.

730
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:35,917
Why'd you keep
that ugly old thing?

731
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:38,934
How did that get here?

732
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,143
I hate this thing.

733
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,958
They made me dress
up as a factory girl.

734
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,977
It's so ugly!

735
00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:44,393
Your company chose you

736
00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:46,333
because you're pretty.

737
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:56,809
Have you dated anyone
the last few years?

738
00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:58,708
No...

739
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:03,167
Nothing long-term.

740
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:07,393
Too many fishes in the pond.

741
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,268
You know me,

742
00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:12,101
I need to flirt for a long time

743
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:14,458
before I make my move...

744
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:19,476
But there's a girl

745
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,958
I'm almost done flirting with.

746
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,434
When the time's right,

747
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:26,708
I'll introduce her to you.

748
00:33:28,417 --> 00:33:29,458
Sure!

749
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:41,250
Sweetheart.

750
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,375
It's okay. Let me.

751
00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:47,809
What are you doing?

752
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:48,893
These are cheap stuff.

753
00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:50,518
They can go in the living room.

754
00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:52,434
Oh? Is this the new bed?

755
00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,435
Yeah,

756
00:33:53,459 --> 00:33:55,268
I assembled it with Steve.

757
00:33:55,292 --> 00:33:56,269
Together?

758
00:33:56,293 --> 00:33:57,976
Turns out

759
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,684
he'll have a girlfriend soon.

760
00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:00,917
So don't worry.

761
00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,726
- He has a girlfriend?
- Yeah.

762
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:03,851
Dinner time!

763
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,875
Okay!

764
00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,875
Let's eat!

765
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,393
Am I in Mongkok?

766
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:12,583
It really looks like
Mongkok in here.

767
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,851
Steve said to put
them up. It's pretty!

768
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,542
Yeah, take a seat.

769
00:34:19,542 --> 00:34:21,643
Pork belly and pig's feet?

770
00:34:21,667 --> 00:34:22,560
Is this a construction site?

771
00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:24,833
I'll open a beer!

772
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:28,018
Your girl looks
cultured on the outside,

773
00:34:28,042 --> 00:34:30,125
but she's a dude on the inside.

774
00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:31,934
How did you know her favorites?

775
00:34:31,958 --> 00:34:35,750
Steve asked me to make them.

776
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,500
Here we go!

777
00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:41,101
That pork belly looks so plump!

778
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:42,809
Steve's not back
yet. Should we wait?

779
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,893
We agreed that dinner's
at 8 sharp. Let's eat!

780
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:47,417
- Yes, let's eat!
- Dig in!

781
00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:50,125
Here he comes.

782
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,393
Careful.

783
00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:55,601
Are you ok, Meow?

784
00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:56,352
I'm okay.

785
00:34:56,376 --> 00:34:58,167
Did you hurt your leg?

786
00:34:58,542 --> 00:34:59,542
Are you all right?

787
00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:06,833
Everyone.

788
00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:08,518
My girlfriend!

789
00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:09,519
I'm Ah Meow!

790
00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:10,667
Josephine,

791
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,792
Give her a seat.

792
00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,625
Give her a seat.

793
00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:23,708
Meow Meow.

794
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,018
I'll get some ricey-dicey.

795
00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:26,101
Take a seat.

796
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,125
Okay.

797
00:35:29,292 --> 00:35:32,958
I think I can guess who you are.

798
00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:36,184
You're Lung, the
little brother I've met.

799
00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:38,518
And you're his
girlfriend, Josephine.

800
00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:39,309
Hi...

801
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,102
And...

802
00:35:40,126 --> 00:35:42,167
You're the middle
brother, Bernard.

803
00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:45,476
And you're his
girlfriend, Monica.

804
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,500
Hi...

805
00:35:46,792 --> 00:35:48,684
Aren't you that influencer...

806
00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:51,601
Yup! Nice to meet you.

807
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:54,875
Give us a kiss! Lovely!

808
00:35:56,667 --> 00:36:00,559
Give us a kiss! Lovely!

809
00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:02,125
Lovely!

810
00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:07,042
Why are you and
my big brother...

811
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,268
"It's fate if you
believe in it...

812
00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:12,643
It's destiny if you don't."

813
00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:14,601
He's so well-read!

814
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:17,208
What a naive "Double May"...

815
00:36:19,042 --> 00:36:20,018
What's "Double May"?

816
00:36:20,042 --> 00:36:20,810
I\ \

817
00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:22,208
Never heard of that.

818
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,559
I guess it means she has two...

819
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,560
mounts of May?

820
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,000
Right...

821
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:29,375
Just a casual family meal, Meow.

822
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:30,750
Thanks.

823
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,083
Let's eatsie-peasy!

824
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,708
What's with the baby talk?

825
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Meow Meow taught me.

826
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:39,893
She said time moves slower

827
00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:41,643
for people in love.

828
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:45,434
So ordinary people get a delay

829
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,351
when they hear us talk.

830
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:50,833
It sounds like baby talk to you,
but we're not actually speaking it.

831
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,292
Have some meatsie-poo!

832
00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:56,351
Braised pork belly
with pickled veg!

833
00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:58,417
Let me try this!

834
00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:02,750
It's so delicious!

835
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:03,875
Good job!

836
00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:06,226
How could you tell it's good

837
00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:08,167
just from the pickled vegetable?

838
00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:12,059
In this dish,

839
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,601
making the pickled
veg taste like meat

840
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:15,768
shows a chef's

841
00:37:15,792 --> 00:37:17,958
true talent!

842
00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:20,500
You know your stuff!

843
00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,684
This meatsie-poo

844
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,643
is really that
hardy-tardy to make?

845
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,042
It's so hardy-tardy!

846
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:31,893
Do you know how
sandy pickled veg can be?

847
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,809
It needs a lot of washing.

848
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:36,875
You have to boil
and fry the pork belly

849
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,208
then stir-fry the salted veg

850
00:37:39,417 --> 00:37:41,518
before steaming the whole thing!

851
00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:43,042
Do you know how much effort

852
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:48,042
goes into a single bite of this?

853
00:37:55,417 --> 00:37:56,352
Did you make it?

854
00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:57,958
How did you know?

855
00:37:58,625 --> 00:37:59,519
It's obvious.

856
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,393
You talk like a MasterChef.

857
00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,684
I don't know how to cook.

858
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:03,934
But my ex-boyfriend

859
00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:05,625
was a hotel head chef.

860
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,292
You're so awesome.

861
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:12,893
You should be a
culinary influencer!

862
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:14,726
Aren't they really hot?

863
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,143
Not necessarily.

864
00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:18,250
Your type has
plenty of fans, too.

865
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:25,559
There aren't many women under 35

866
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:28,059
who can do what you do.

867
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,184
I'm 40.

868
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,768
That's not too old!

869
00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:33,000
You should join my team!

870
00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:36,518
Meow's team is
named "The Ar-meow".

871
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:38,268
It's almost
impossible to get in!

872
00:38:38,292 --> 00:38:40,393
Why are you such a smarty-putty?

873
00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:42,583
You're dating her,
you didn't know?

874
00:38:43,417 --> 00:38:45,726
We just met a few days ago.

875
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,458
There are still
plenty left to learn.

876
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,018
A few days ago?

877
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:55,518
The spark happened
a few days ago.

878
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,601
But the seed

879
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:01,601
was planted about...

880
00:39:01,625 --> 00:39:03,542
20 years ago!

881
00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:06,059
Buddhist scriptures say

882
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:07,601
we exchange 500 glances

883
00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:10,351
before brushing
shoulders just once.

884
00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,143
It looks like it took us

885
00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:13,559
500 shoulder brushes

886
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,309
to earn a chance

887
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,417
at our first day of love!

888
00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:23,083
500 shoulder brushes,
or 500 cold shoulders?

889
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:25,684
You're so lovey-dovey already.

890
00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:27,518
Maybe you'll get married soon!

891
00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:29,167
Seriously!

892
00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:34,208
Give me at least two
weeks to get to know him.

893
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:36,059
What do you want to know?

894
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,393
Just ask!

895
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,185
Don't worry.

896
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,833
I have my ways to get intel.

897
00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:46,309
Already dating a few
days after meeting?

898
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,226
Something's fishy here.

899
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:52,643
It's time to guess what
I'm playing. Let's start!

900
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,477
What's that?

901
00:39:53,501 --> 00:39:54,708
A new phone?

902
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:56,934
Don't you know
that electronic waste

903
00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,143
- is destroying...
- Calm down, okay?

904
00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:00,019
I won't toss the old one.

905
00:40:00,043 --> 00:40:03,000
I'll put it away after copying
your data over, okay?

906
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,083
I can copy it myself.

907
00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:07,518
You got some
unsavory photos in it?

908
00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:08,708
That's absurd...

909
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:13,101
New phone, new bed...

910
00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:14,518
What a waste of money.

911
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:15,708
It's worth it.

912
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,476
With an ottoman bed,

913
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,768
there's storage underneath

914
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:21,875
so we can put
other stuff on top.

915
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,851
What's an ottoman bed?

916
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:26,226
It has gas lifts

917
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,667
for you to lift the bed board.

918
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,934
If you let go, it won't fall.

919
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:33,292
Lift it

920
00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:36,417
and let go.

921
00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:37,477
For real?

922
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:39,184
Yeah, let it go!

923
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:40,851
- For real?
- For real.

924
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,059
Count to three and let go.

925
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:44,000
One two

926
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:45,917
three

927
00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:49,208
Ow!!!!!!

928
00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:52,042
Ow!!!!!!

929
00:40:53,292 --> 00:40:55,500
Don't be afraid, sweetheart.

930
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,768
My arm's just stuck.

931
00:40:56,792 --> 00:40:58,125
Can you lift that for me?

932
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:03,458
OW!!!!!

933
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,476
It's okay! Again.

934
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,667
Lift it.

935
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,417
Try lifting the board, too.

936
00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:18,500
OW!!!!!

937
00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,167
What's going on?

938
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,601
Why didn't you install
the gas lift in the bed?

939
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,125
What's a gas lift bed?

940
00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:30,059
What year is this?!

941
00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:31,019
Let me take you to the hospital.

942
00:41:31,043 --> 00:41:32,542
I can take him.

943
00:41:33,042 --> 00:41:34,792
Oh, right, the
girlfriend goes...

944
00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:39,958
Siri, gas lift bed.

945
00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:42,500
Lower.

946
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,476
Lower.

947
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,934
Wow, you really do
know photography.

948
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,292
- Okay?
- Okay_

949
00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,059
One of my exes

950
00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:53,292
is a photographer.

951
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:57,434
You look so cool

952
00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:59,542
in sunglasses!

953
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:07,792
Oh, Whenever I shoot,
I look for references.

954
00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:10,434
Sometimes, I
follow them closely...

955
00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:11,476
I know.

956
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,601
But I don't think
it's a problem.

957
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,309
Plagiarizing well is hard!

958
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,393
Exactly!

959
00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,476
But there's something
I want to know...

960
00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,434
How would you shoot it

961
00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,583
without any reference?

962
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,226
Wizard, hang in there.

963
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:38,167
Help me.

964
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,559
Water spell! Water spell!

965
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,792
Ice spell! Ice spell...

966
00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,059
I...| can't move...

967
00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:49,434
What hit you?

968
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,268
Pheromone spell...

969
00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:52,434
Who blasted that?

970
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:54,083
My sister-in-law...

971
00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,601
Steve's in his room.

972
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,768
Josephine's on the roof.

973
00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,059
We are

974
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,417
alone in here now

975
00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:10,268
Uh-huh...

976
00:43:10,292 --> 00:43:12,809
We can quietly...

977
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:14,625
do a background check!

978
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,684
Why me?

979
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,518
Among everyone in this home,

980
00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:20,434
you look the most like...

981
00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:22,208
a snitch!

982
00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:23,809
Good eye.

983
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,708
But it'll cost you!

984
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,393
Be my team's cheerleader captain

985
00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:30,059
and earn likes for
my esports team.

986
00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,518
What's your team's name?

987
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,208
Slooberble.

988
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,184
Can you change
your team's name first?

989
00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,375
No.

990
00:43:37,042 --> 00:43:40,417
Then let's see what
intel you got first.

991
00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708
Fine!

992
00:43:42,792 --> 00:43:45,851
Our family history
is like a spider web!

993
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:46,727
First,

994
00:43:46,751 --> 00:43:49,351
my dad and Steve's
mother had Steve.

995
00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:50,851
I want a divorce!

996
00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:51,893
Meanwhile,

997
00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:54,708
my mother and Bernard's
father had Bernard.

998
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,768
So Steve and
Bernard, the 12-year-old

999
00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:59,083
and the 3-year-old,
became brothers!

1000
00:44:00,417 --> 00:44:01,434
And finally,

1001
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:02,958
the most important character...

1002
00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:04,726
I showed up.

1003
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:05,768
Guess how I came about?

1004
00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:09,059
You are... Your dad
and your mom's son!

1005
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,143
Good job!

1006
00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:12,625
I'm surprised you
figured that out!

1007
00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:16,851
So this was your
dad's BBQ pork kitchen.

1008
00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:18,476
But you guys moved in here?

1009
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,500
Right!

1010
00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:21,184
Steve can't make BBQ pork.

1011
00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:22,518
Bernard won't make BBQ pork,

1012
00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:24,143
and I'd rather
live like BBQ pork.

1013
00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:25,393
When the kitchen shut down,

1014
00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:26,917
we all moved in here.

1015
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,268
The sign, "Yau Fook"...

1016
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,018
That's your dad's name?

1017
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,059
No,

1018
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:34,000
my mom's.

1019
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,434
Mom had a terrible
temper with us.

1020
00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:40,143
She also had a weird rule:

1021
00:44:40,167 --> 00:44:42,476
Before we turned 30,

1022
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,101
we had to eat together

1023
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:45,226
as a family every night!

1024
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:47,750
Steve's carried that
tradition to this day.

1025
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:49,143
But you're all adults now.

1026
00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:50,667
How is that possible?

1027
00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,018
It's not that hard.

1028
00:44:52,042 --> 00:44:53,893
Steve is a shut-in.

1029
00:44:53,917 --> 00:44:56,434
Bernard spends his
cash on collectibles.

1030
00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:57,310
And I'm poor.

1031
00:44:57,334 --> 00:44:58,476
As long as Steve
pays for dinner,

1032
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,000
we're happy to oblige!

1033
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,726
What about his ex,

1034
00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:03,042
Monica?

1035
00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:06,768
They met at work.

1036
00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:11,184
It was like Cleopatra and
Antony for a few years.

1037
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,768
Who?

1038
00:45:12,792 --> 00:45:15,417
It was the pairing of a century.

1039
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,559
Big Brother really loved her,

1040
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:21,226
but she was into
conservation and

1041
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:23,059
cultural research

1042
00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:25,750
so she was too busy or whatever.

1043
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:27,333
Conservation?

1044
00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:29,976
Just like Bernard's Monica...

1045
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,726
Steve's Monica is bald!

1046
00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:32,727
And six feet tall!

1047
00:45:32,751 --> 00:45:34,625
What? Then...

1048
00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:36,833
why would he like me?

1049
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,958
Rain's coming,
gotta get the laundry.

1050
00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,458
There's no rain... Hey!

1051
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,625
Bald?

1052
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,208
I signed for that
delivery of signages.

1053
00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:07,125
Where's the thumb drive?

1054
00:46:12,667 --> 00:46:15,309
The USB thumb drive!

1055
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:16,917
What USB drive?

1056
00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:20,125
The one from back then!

1057
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,958
You want to watch it?

1058
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,934
I want it obliterated,
crushed, and diced!

1059
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:28,684
Make it vanish for good!

1060
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,268
That's electronic waste...

1061
00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:31,917
Don't start on that now.

1062
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,542
I'll look for it.

1063
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,625
You didn't hide it carefully?!

1064
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,809
I was watching it
a lot for a while.,

1065
00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,601
I don't remember where I put it.

1066
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:44,477
It's only on that drive?

1067
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:46,268
There's no other copy?

1068
00:46:46,292 --> 00:46:47,601
I don't think so.

1069
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,976
Be more certain!

1070
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
None.

1071
00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,643
What color is it?

1072
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,559
Red...| think.

1073
00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:55,768
Be more certain!

1074
00:46:55,792 --> 00:46:56,792
It's red.

1075
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,167
Hurry, Bernard
will be home soon.

1076
00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:03,768
So? We've got nothing to hide.

1077
00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:06,476
If Bernard asks why
you're in my room,

1078
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,351
how would you answer?

1079
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:08,415
I'm looking for something.

1080
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:09,625
What are you looking for?

1081
00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:11,792
Move it!

1082
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:13,393
I thought it's red.

1083
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,143
Just pour out
everything and look.

1084
00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:17,559
Next time, ping me on WhatsApp

1085
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:19,476
so there's no misunderstanding.

1086
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,976
Right...

1087
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,684
I forgot you prefer texts

1088
00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:24,601
rather than
speaking face-to-face.

1089
00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:25,667
What?

1090
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:28,125
Never mind.

1091
00:47:28,292 --> 00:47:29,875
What are you trying to say?

1092
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:32,226
Nothing, I've forgiven you.

1093
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,292
Forgiven what?

1094
00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:36,542
Nothing!

1095
00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:37,601
When you're ready,

1096
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,726
just text me whatever
you wanted to say.

1097
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,292
There! See?

1098
00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:42,375
What?

1099
00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:43,560
Never mind.

1100
00:47:43,584 --> 00:47:46,417
Just be out with it already.

1101
00:47:47,333 --> 00:47:49,143
I have to remind you
that you dumped me

1102
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:50,476
on WhatsApp?

1103
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,226
The one who dumped
me on WhatsApp

1104
00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:53,518
W88 you!

1105
00:47:53,542 --> 00:47:55,083
It was you!

1106
00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:57,518
Never mind.

1107
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,542
Let's stop debating.

1108
00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,309
No matter how immature you are,

1109
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:02,500
it's all in the past now.

1110
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:09,167
Why don't we break up?

1111
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:11,601
Your words were so cruel.

1112
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,518
You practically
forced me to break up.

1113
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:15,083
What did I say?

1114
00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:19,768
Researching artifacts
is such a waste of time.

1115
00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:22,417
I don't know when
you'll wake up!

1116
00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:28,542
You spent so much
time researching artifacts

1117
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:29,851
that you're always up late.

1118
00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:32,559
I didn't know what
time you'd wake up.

1119
00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,208
What's wrong with that?

1120
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:42,684
Your worries don't matter to me,

1121
00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:45,167
"you should live
however you want!"

1122
00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:48,167
Don't add punctuations.

1123
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,726
The night before that,

1124
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,101
you were worried

1125
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,351
about your weight.

1126
00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:54,310
I said,

1127
00:48:54,334 --> 00:48:56,750
Your worries don't matter.

1128
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,625
To me, you should
live however you want!

1129
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:04,559
Well, you can't twist this one:

1130
00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,518
Never mind the past.

1131
00:49:06,542 --> 00:49:08,559
"Anyway, we're shit

1132
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,310
together!"

1133
00:49:09,334 --> 00:49:10,583
OK bye!

1134
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:13,394
I meant

1135
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:16,875
Anyway, we're a fit together!

1136
00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:19,417
<i>|</i> Typed too quickly!

1137
00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,059
That's a real coincidence.

1138
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:24,059
Look at how close
"a", "s" and "f" are!

1139
00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:26,667
That's why I added an "OK".

1140
00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:30,393
Wasn't that a question?

1141
00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:31,352
There's no question mark.

1142
00:49:31,376 --> 00:49:32,417
What about the "bye"?

1143
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:36,809
It's polite to end
a conversation

1144
00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,417
with a "bye".

1145
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:46,476
I told you to work
on your spelling.

1146
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:49,333
It was just a typo...

1147
00:49:50,583 --> 00:49:51,976
So our four-year relationship

1148
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,518
went kaput because

1149
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:55,292
I made one typo?

1150
00:49:56,792 --> 00:49:58,083
Why didn't you contact me?

1151
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,625
You told me to never
contact you again.

1152
00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:13,893
You pighead!

1153
00:50:13,917 --> 00:50:15,768
Would you go kill
yourself if I asked?

1154
00:50:15,792 --> 00:50:17,833
How do you know I wouldn't?

1155
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,143
So what are we supposed to do?

1156
00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:25,250
I'll confess to Bernard.

1157
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,708
But it'll be hard on you.

1158
00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:30,292
Then we'll elope.

1159
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:33,708
But Bernard will be hurt!

1160
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:36,375
Then we'll have an affair.

1161
00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:39,684
But I'll be exhausted!

1162
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,560
Whatever,

1163
00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:42,792
we have to be together!

1164
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,393
I guess it was fate.

1165
00:50:56,417 --> 00:50:58,042
Right, fate.

1166
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,393
And we're mismatched
anyway, right?

1167
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,268
Right! Looking at you now,

1168
00:51:04,292 --> 00:51:05,934
I don't feel any

1169
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,976
love or whatever...

1170
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,292
Just saying it
gives me chills now.

1171
00:51:10,542 --> 00:51:12,143
Bernard and I are great now.

1172
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,518
We're practically

1173
00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:14,893
meant to be

1174
00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:15,727
soulmates!

1175
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,268
Same with me and
Meow. Soulmates.

1176
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,042
We're all... soulmates!

1177
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,250
Ah Meow's here?

1178
00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:24,875
She's in the shower.

1179
00:51:25,292 --> 00:51:26,976
Bird poop landed on her head,

1180
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,375
so she needs a shower.

1181
00:51:31,167 --> 00:51:31,684
Bernard.

1182
00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:32,708
Hi!

1183
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,018
Honey?

1184
00:51:37,042 --> 00:51:38,351
Why are you calling
from your room?

1185
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,018
I left a present for you

1186
00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:41,667
in the bathroom!

1187
00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:44,000
What? Why would
you put it there?

1188
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,750
It's a surprisey-dicey!

1189
00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,083
<i>|'|| go get</i> it!

1190
00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:59,667
Hey, you're home!

1191
00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:01,417
How did you get here?

1192
00:52:01,792 --> 00:52:03,542
I was right behind you.

1193
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:09,559
The doctor told you
to relax your arm...

1194
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,684
It hurts.

1195
00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:14,083
Don't worry.

1196
00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:17,250
Present...

1197
00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:20,500
Honey, where is
it? I can't find it.

1198
00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:21,917
Allow me.

1199
00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:35,792
Brand new!

1200
00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:38,417
Honey...

1201
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:41,875
I'm so touched!

1202
00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:43,726
You are

1203
00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:46,833
already asking me to move in?

1204
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,875
I'll think about it.

1205
00:53:34,083 --> 00:53:36,976
Why did you keep that old thing?

1206
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,917
How did that get here?

1207
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:54,226
This is Josephine's first step

1208
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:56,768
to becoming a
culinary influencer.

1209
00:53:56,792 --> 00:53:58,018
This meal

1210
00:53:58,042 --> 00:54:02,083
is creativity meets fine dining!

1211
00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,583
Pork for beef.

1212
00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:07,292
Beef for pork.

1213
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,250
Crab for fish.

1214
00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:13,375
Fish for crabs!

1215
00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:21,542
We also have sweet
bitter melon soup.

1216
00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:29,167
Bitter melon
jelly! It's a dessert!

1217
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,458
There's more!

1218
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:33,458
Rainbow rice!

1219
00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:36,875
Thank you!

1220
00:54:36,917 --> 00:54:38,476
Bravo!

1221
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,458
Give serious
comments, all right?

1222
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:42,476
Let's eat!

1223
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:43,875
Let's eat!

1224
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:46,726
Honey, try some meatsie-poo.

1225
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:47,750
Sure.

1226
00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:48,917
Thank you.

1227
00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:01,000
The pork tastes just like beef.

1228
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:07,393
And the beef
tastes just like pork.

1229
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:11,643
But why would I want to
eat beef-pork and pork-beef?

1230
00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:15,559
Why am I eating fake jelly soup

1231
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,500
and fake rainbow rice?

1232
00:55:17,542 --> 00:55:19,559
What? You never asked
so many questions before!

1233
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:21,667
Honestly, I don't
know what I'm doing.

1234
00:55:22,458 --> 00:55:24,000
You're pretending too much.

1235
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:28,542
Audiences want to see

1236
00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:31,792
the real you.

1237
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,583
Go back to your roots.

1238
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,809
Imagine that he's your beloved.

1239
00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:41,083
Hey, what do you mean "imagine"?

1240
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,542
He's your beloved.

1241
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,250
Look at him.

1242
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:51,875
You're making him
something from the heart.

1243
00:55:52,292 --> 00:55:54,250
What would you make?

1244
00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:58,750
Poop!

1245
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:02,833
Let's go back to imagining.

1246
00:56:03,667 --> 00:56:07,351
Imagine that he's your beloved.

1247
00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:08,434
Tell me,

1248
00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:11,434
why did you fall for
him in the first place?

1249
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:12,833
We were fixed up!

1250
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,934
My mom catered work sites.

1251
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:18,976
She picked up BBQ pork
from their dad every day,

1252
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,101
so we ate lunch together.

1253
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,917
And then... sigh.

1254
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:26,684
It was hilarious!

1255
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:28,351
Josephine was 15

1256
00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:29,851
and Lung was only 9.

1257
00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:32,434
She fed him like
he's a child groom!

1258
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,976
I didn't need to be fed!

1259
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,309
I scooped the rice myself.

1260
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,684
You met her at nine years old.

1261
00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,018
So you were meant to be

1262
00:56:40,042 --> 00:56:40,935
til death do you part

1263
00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:42,393
and for evermore!

1264
00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:45,018
In Eileen Chang's world,

1265
00:56:45,042 --> 00:56:47,976
til death do us part and "for
evermore" are different things.

1266
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,583
Forevermore is not bad.

1267
00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:54,684
It's hard to be
together 'til death.

1268
00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:56,434
Life expectancy is longer now.

1269
00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:58,458
You can live 'til
you turn yellow

1270
00:56:58,917 --> 00:57:01,268
or turn green.

1271
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:04,083
Live 'til you turn green?

1272
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,292
Like the Gundam robot?

1273
00:57:07,292 --> 00:57:09,292
What would you
cook for him, then?

1274
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,000
Me?

1275
00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:14,250
BBQ pork, I guess.

1276
00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,268
They grew up eating it.

1277
00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:17,583
You're wrong there.

1278
00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,559
Dad's BBQ pork

1279
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,059
tasted like crap.

1280
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,768
Those BBQ pork

1281
00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:27,309
went to cheap diners for
soup pasta, BBQ pork buns

1282
00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,226
and convenience
store rice boxes.

1283
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:31,875
They were just cheap and edible.

1284
00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:33,518
What's wrong with that?!

1285
00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:35,018
If Dad didn't make it,

1286
00:57:35,042 --> 00:57:36,059
there wouldn't be

1287
00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:37,518
cheap noodles,

1288
00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:39,018
cheap student meals

1289
00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:40,934
and cheap rice plates!

1290
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,250
There'd be no charity
meals to give away!

1291
00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:48,601
What they meant was that

1292
00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:50,268
it was edible and cheap.

1293
00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:52,059
The brothers
weren't in conflict.

1294
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,958
Why did you say
that in third person?

1295
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:56,434
You're one of us!

1296
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,542
Don't be so sensitive.

1297
00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:02,958
Right, I was being sensitive.

1298
00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:05,667
Maybe it's the shrimp.

1299
00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:08,310
There's no shrimp.

1300
00:58:08,334 --> 00:58:11,583
Yes, there is. Ha...!

1301
00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:14,833
That was a terrible pun.

1302
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:20,292
How about you?

1303
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,976
Her favorite is hard to make,

1304
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,360
but I'll learn to
make it for her:

1305
00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:25,601
Fried pork intestines.

1306
00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:27,684
How'd you know about that?

1307
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:28,602
Back then,

1308
00:58:28,626 --> 00:58:29,851
when your dad was around,

1309
00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:32,518
he'd bring it to the
clinic to share it with you.

1310
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:35,184
He had it with mustard,

1311
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:37,309
but it was too spicy for you

1312
00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,310
and you cried.

1313
00:58:38,334 --> 00:58:40,018
So he comforted you

1314
00:58:40,042 --> 00:58:41,976
with a few sips of beer.

1315
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:42,894
That's when

1316
00:58:42,918 --> 00:58:44,226
you learned to drink beer.

1317
00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,976
That's why you pair junk food

1318
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,958
with beer, right?

1319
00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:52,768
I never told you that story.

1320
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:53,792
You did.

1321
00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:58,458
Maybe her ex told you about it.

1322
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:06,875
Maybe.

1323
00:59:07,167 --> 00:59:09,000
How long have you been together?

1324
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
About six months.

1325
00:59:12,417 --> 00:59:13,893
That means

1326
00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:15,351
you already liked her

1327
00:59:15,375 --> 00:59:17,893
when she was with her ex?

1328
00:59:17,917 --> 00:59:21,726
It's hard...

1329
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,000
to define "like"...

1330
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,059
Right...

1331
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,143
An ex of mine...

1332
00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:29,351
When I was with
my ex-ex-boyfriend,

1333
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:31,851
he would take spy photos of me

1334
00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:34,684
and collect things of mine.

1335
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,018
When I became single again,

1336
00:59:37,042 --> 00:59:38,875
he immediately made his move.

1337
00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:42,917
It was so romantic!

1338
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:45,393
You bid the tenders

1339
00:59:45,417 --> 00:59:47,268
for projects at work.

1340
00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,726
So you knew that

1341
00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,500
it was her firm's tender.

1342
00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,976
You made a bid

1343
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,250
just to see her again?

1344
00:59:56,792 --> 00:59:57,893
Meow Meow,

1345
00:59:57,917 --> 01:00:02,042
what you don't know
is that Bernard is

1346
01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,125
really pragmatic-attic.

1347
01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:08,351
When I was dumpty-dumped,

1348
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:12,226
I asked him if I should
win my girly-friend back.

1349
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:16,059
He told me to give uppity-up.

1350
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:18,143
I had no idea that

1351
01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:20,250
he's sentimental-lentil.

1352
01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:23,476
It completely went
over my heady-head.

1353
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,726
His baby talk sounds

1354
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,833
kinda off this time...

1355
01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:33,434
Whether two people
can stay together

1356
01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:35,792
isn't up to other people.

1357
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,934
Maybe it's fate
for you to split up.

1358
01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:41,917
It's not batty-fatey.

1359
01:00:43,542 --> 01:00:45,500
It was man-made-lemonade.

1360
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:50,559
If she's meant to be
your soulmate-mate,

1361
01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:53,768
you two wouldn't
have splity-licky.

1362
01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,643
What if someone intended

1363
01:00:55,667 --> 01:00:57,583
to take my fish from my pond,

1364
01:00:58,167 --> 01:01:02,226
slice her up, stir-fry
her in a hot wok-wok

1365
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:07,375
and serve her up
for him-selfie-elf?

1366
01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:08,958
Actually...

1367
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:12,208
I've suspecting
for quite a while.

1368
01:01:13,083 --> 01:01:15,583
I hope to hear the
truth from you guys.

1369
01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:19,333
Fish is better...

1370
01:01:20,292 --> 01:01:21,667
steamed, right?

1371
01:01:22,875 --> 01:01:24,833
It's a waste to stir-fry it.

1372
01:01:25,042 --> 01:01:28,250
There's no absolute in cooking.

1373
01:01:28,833 --> 01:01:30,042
A family

1374
01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:32,792
can set right and wrong aside,

1375
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:35,875
but you have to be sensible.

1376
01:01:36,792 --> 01:01:38,583
That's not from a book.

1377
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:41,417
Mom said that.

1378
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,083
Cheers, Big Brother.

1379
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,250
What is being sensible?

1380
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:57,643
Don't eat more than
you can handle. Dig in.

1381
01:01:57,667 --> 01:02:00,542
Let's eat!

1382
01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:15,792
Sweetheart.

1383
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,768
Did I startle you?

1384
01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:18,851
Sorry.

1385
01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:20,042
It's fine...

1386
01:02:21,458 --> 01:02:22,750
I want to say...

1387
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:24,708
I promise you

1388
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,750
what happened tonight
won't happen again.

1389
01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:30,000
Were you in love
with me all this time?

1390
01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:34,833
Did you bid for that tender
just to see me again?

1391
01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:37,559
The truth doesn't matter.

1392
01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:41,042
What matters is the answer
that will improve our relationship.

1393
01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:46,625
Get some sleep.

1394
01:02:55,583 --> 01:03:00,125
<i>Though I can't
speak about the future</i>

1395
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:05,875
<i>I quietly await your return</i>

1396
01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:09,434
<i>In this cold, gloomy winter...</i>

1397
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:12,518
<i>To be in your warm
embrace once more...</i>

1398
01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:16,958
<i>is my one and only dream</i>

1399
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:25,875
<i>Though I can't speak about the
future, I quietly await your return...</i>

1400
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:34,542
<i>Though our wishes
diverge as the world turns</i>

1401
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:42,375
<i>I still have some
past dreams to share</i>

1402
01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:50,726
<i>Everything these days
suddenly seems troubled</i>

1403
01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:55,583
<i>When I look back on our past...</i>

1404
01:03:56,792 --> 01:04:01,768
<i>Was it love? Was it
fate? Or was it pain?</i>

1405
01:04:01,792 --> 01:04:06,458
<i>I still don't know the
answer to this day</i>

1406
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:13,101
<i>I can't believe, I still believe</i>

1407
01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:18,458
<i>that you're the best one for me</i>

1408
01:04:18,917 --> 01:04:24,476
<i>You may be gone now,
but my love burns on</i>

1409
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:30,018
<i>On this endless night,
who has your love...</i>

1410
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:35,250
<i>The flowers won't bloom,
love is vast as the ocean</i>

1411
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,268
<i>If you miss me,
why am I in solitude?</i>

1412
01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:38,542
I need some water

1413
01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:45,708
Sorry. Sorry, sorry...

1414
01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:50,458
Ready when you are.

1415
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:54,833
Action!

1416
01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:00,708
Let's out first.

1417
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:06,833
What's wrong?

1418
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:11,018
My soul drifted off.

1419
01:05:11,042 --> 01:05:12,684
I don't think I can do this.

1420
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:14,601
Okay, we won't film today, then.

1421
01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:16,917
I'll just document how
you make this dish.

1422
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:21,934
What are you cooking today?

1423
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:23,726
Veggie and ham stew.

1424
01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:27,934
It'll bloom like a
flower in the end.

1425
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,292
WQW!

1426
01:05:42,792 --> 01:05:45,458
Honey, it's time to eat...

1427
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,250
What's wrong?

1428
01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:51,750
The leech of the
photography world.

1429
01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:56,559
Wing Shya says your
green bean soup photo

1430
01:05:56,583 --> 01:05:58,583
plagiarized him?

1431
01:05:58,833 --> 01:05:59,893
When I plagiarized,

1432
01:05:59,917 --> 01:06:01,601
no one was the wiser.

1433
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,559
The second I do
something original,

1434
01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:06,101
I do the same thing as
a celebrity photographer.

1435
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:08,000
That's just eerie.

1436
01:06:10,292 --> 01:06:12,375
Wing Shya got plagiarized!

1437
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:16,476
Wow, it's exactly the same!

1438
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,226
Some people are so shameless!

1439
01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:27,518
Oh, you're the leech of
the photography world?

1440
01:06:27,542 --> 01:06:29,583
It's a misunderstanding.

1441
01:06:30,042 --> 01:06:32,375
It's night and day, actually.

1442
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,351
This is a green bean soup.

1443
01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:35,601
That's a red bean soup.

1444
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:38,167
I'm a chef, trust me.

1445
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,434
Why'd you tell
me to be original?

1446
01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:44,143
I was just fine plagiarizing!

1447
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:45,500
I'll sort this out for you.

1448
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,309
You think he'll be
that understanding?

1449
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:50,333
He's a master.

1450
01:06:50,375 --> 01:06:52,417
Remember how I told you

1451
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:56,583
that my ex is a photographer?

1452
01:06:56,792 --> 01:06:59,542
Your ex is Wing Shya?

1453
01:07:00,667 --> 01:07:02,708
How many boyfriends
have you had?

1454
01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:15,000
Eighteen.

1455
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:19,292
I need 18 lives to
reach that number.

1456
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:24,542
I may not have been
good at relationships,

1457
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,125
but I was serious
about all of them.

1458
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:32,625
- You're bothered?
- Let me cool off first.

1459
01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:33,958
Hey!

1460
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,458
Cooling off is important.

1461
01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:40,393
Hey, Wing,

1462
01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:41,417
we have to talk.

1463
01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:47,893
As an Eileen Chang super-fan,

1464
01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:50,559
I wonder why someone
as old-fashioned as you

1465
01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:51,809
call up a girl

1466
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:53,434
to make someone jealous?

1467
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:56,750
That wasn't the only
reason I called her up.

1468
01:07:58,792 --> 01:07:59,792
Without her,

1469
01:08:01,875 --> 01:08:03,708
I might lose it.

1470
01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,875
OMG!

1471
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:06,768
You thought about
stealing your brother's girl!

1472
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:07,792
I didn't!

1473
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:11,601
Besides, it's him who "coveted
his neighbor's wife" first.

1474
01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:12,625
Wait.

1475
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,143
You two live together.

1476
01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:15,726
He's not your "neighbor".

1477
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,476
You're flatmates, if
you steal her back,

1478
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,143
you're coveting
your f|atmate's wife.

1479
01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:20,684
Don't you speak English?

1480
01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:22,792
It's from the Ten Commandments!

1481
01:08:22,917 --> 01:08:24,518
Don't you know
figures of speech?

1482
01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:25,542
Oh, really?

1483
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:30,000
You really have to sort
out your relationships.

1484
01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:34,958
Hey.

1485
01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,309
She cleared your name!

1486
01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,185
She cleared your name!

1487
01:08:38,209 --> 01:08:39,449
She's really serious about you.

1488
01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,559
Eileen Chang said,

1489
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:47,042
Don't oversleep when
you dream of love.

1490
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,309
If you let Ah Meow carry
the role you've assigned her

1491
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:53,309
past Mid-Autumn Festival
and through Christmas,

1492
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:56,042
it'll be very hard to turn back.

1493
01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:00,375
Meow Meow.

1494
01:09:14,542 --> 01:09:16,250
I have something to tell you.

1495
01:09:18,667 --> 01:09:19,667
This is for you.

1496
01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:24,500
How did you know?

1497
01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:26,917
Your glasses are for indoors.

1498
01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:28,893
This one

1499
01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:32,042
lets you see the outside
world more clearly.

1500
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:34,792
I'll put them on for you.

1501
01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:41,375
Here.

1502
01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:45,750
Looking good!

1503
01:09:46,708 --> 01:09:47,708
See?

1504
01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:03,542
Thank you so much.

1505
01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:09,125
I've looked at your
photos all my life.

1506
01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:11,917
The best are in black-and-white.

1507
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:15,167
The plagiarized
ones are in color.

1508
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,833
I didn't get it all this time...

1509
01:10:18,417 --> 01:10:20,351
until I saw the brand
of your sunglasses

1510
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,292
and I did some research online.

1511
01:10:22,708 --> 01:10:24,250
I realized that

1512
01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:26,292
they're

1513
01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:28,250
color-blind glasses.

1514
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,601
You can't differentiate

1515
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,167
red and green.

1516
01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:37,018
Lung said that you can't
inherit the BBQ pork business.

1517
01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:38,542
That's when I wondered

1518
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:42,125
if it's because your eyes

1519
01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:44,833
can't gauge the shade
of red on the pork.

1520
01:10:46,792 --> 01:10:48,625
After your mom died,

1521
01:10:49,792 --> 01:10:52,542
you raised your
brothers on your own.

1522
01:10:53,792 --> 01:10:55,583
Pretending that all is well

1523
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:57,333
must have been tough, right?

1524
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,518
In this home,

1525
01:11:04,542 --> 01:11:07,917
the one who works the
hardest to make everyone happy

1526
01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:12,083
is the least happy, right?

1527
01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:21,042
I couldn't

1528
01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:26,167
even tell my ex about this.

1529
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:28,583
Thank you.

1530
01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:31,833
It's been

1531
01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:37,083
forever since anyone
asked whether I'm happy.

1532
01:11:57,083 --> 01:11:58,125
I'm sorry.

1533
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:10,000
You came looking for me
right after you rejected me.

1534
01:12:11,917 --> 01:12:13,309
Even a child would know that

1535
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,833
you're not serious about me.

1536
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:19,458
So I just came to
have some fun with you.

1537
01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:23,333
You could tell, right?

1538
01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:28,375
Yes, I could.

1539
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:30,601
See?

1540
01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:32,292
You're pretending again.

1541
01:12:33,167 --> 01:12:34,875
I know you couldn't tell.

1542
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,542
I think that

1543
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,958
you're a good man.

1544
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:48,750
You're just a bit of a doofus.

1545
01:12:52,958 --> 01:12:55,250
I'm worried that if I
keep playing along,

1546
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,708
you won't be able to handle it.

1547
01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,417
So I think...

1548
01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:06,625
you should figure
out what you want.

1549
01:13:40,292 --> 01:13:41,917
Let's stop pretending.

1550
01:14:41,875 --> 01:14:43,893
Why are you
looking at old photos?

1551
01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:46,268
Meow wants an old
photo of you three brothers.

1552
01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:47,684
I don't know why.

1553
01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:48,750
To curse us?

1554
01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:50,292
Definitely.

1555
01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:56,042
The video's done.

1556
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:00,559
What would you
do for your beloved?

1557
01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:01,477
This girl

1558
01:15:01,501 --> 01:15:03,708
would plant a flower for him.

1559
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,833
What time are you
coming tomorrow?

1560
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,809
Where to?

1561
01:15:07,833 --> 01:15:10,101
Aren't you coming
to see my match?

1562
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:12,393
Oh, why would I go alone?

1563
01:15:12,417 --> 01:15:14,583
Of course I'm going with you.

1564
01:15:15,792 --> 01:15:16,792
We'll go at 10.

1565
01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:18,333
All right.

1566
01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:19,601
Mic check.

1567
01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:20,476
Chicken Roll.

1568
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,500
COPY-

1569
01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:22,893
- Monkey.
- Copy.

1570
01:15:22,917 --> 01:15:24,143
- Goal.
- Copy.

1571
01:15:24,167 --> 01:15:24,810
Done.

1572
01:15:24,834 --> 01:15:26,934
The Hong Kong stop
of "Winner Player One"

1573
01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:29,500
starts in five minutes!

1574
01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:07,875
Sit.

1575
01:16:21,917 --> 01:16:23,292
Have you eaten?

1576
01:16:24,125 --> 01:16:25,292
Cut the chit-chat.

1577
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:26,833
Get to the point.

1578
01:16:30,792 --> 01:16:33,458
If not for the typos

1579
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,875
in those messages,

1580
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,226
would we still be

1581
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:40,792
together?

1582
01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:46,125
I don't know...

1583
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:49,268
But there's no point in asking

1584
01:16:49,292 --> 01:16:50,518
all those if's...

1585
01:16:50,542 --> 01:16:52,708
And if there's a point?

1586
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,125
And if it's a "yes"?

1587
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,625
If I said "|'I| win you back"

1588
01:17:14,417 --> 01:17:15,684
and "I won't win you back",

1589
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:17,250
what would you do in each case?

1590
01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:22,059
Don't answer a
question with a question.

1591
01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:23,351
Be a man!

1592
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,708
Just tell me what you want to do

1593
01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:32,542
I can give up
everything for you.

1594
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,333
Let's be together again!

1595
01:18:30,708 --> 01:18:31,917
I'm sorry.

1596
01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,083
Hello?

1597
01:19:43,333 --> 01:19:44,500
You're home.

1598
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:48,125
Right behind me again?

1599
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:49,458
It's pouring outside.

1600
01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:58,500
You had an umbrella?

1601
01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:01,750
Yeah...

1602
01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,792
Let's watch Lung's match.

1603
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,125
Steve! Join us.

1604
01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:15,292
You just left the TV on.

1605
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,393
We have a winner!

1606
01:20:29,417 --> 01:20:32,601
It was neck and neck between
Spanner and Slooberble!

1607
01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:35,393
It was down to the wire!

1608
01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:37,351
It was tough for both teams,

1609
01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:38,351
but what a show
for the audience!

1610
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,375
You're not sitting?

1611
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:42,601
I sat for too long
in there, I'll stand.

1612
01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:45,059
The winning team will
receive one million dollars.

1613
01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:48,809
Big Brother, today...

1614
01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:51,726
It's you! You won!

1615
01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:54,393
Winner Player One
Hong Kong's winner

1616
01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:56,250
is Slooberble!

1617
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,976
They're more amazing
than the Avengers!

1618
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,875
We won!

1619
01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:05,542
Hello?

1620
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:09,000
I want to thank my teammates

1621
01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:11,934
- Okay.
- And most importantly, myself!

1622
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:13,976
Also, thanks to my
computer and the Internet!

1623
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:14,852
Ah Meow said that

1624
01:21:14,876 --> 01:21:17,458
Lung wants home cooking tonight.

1625
01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:19,726
Josephine's coming home to cook,

1626
01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,875
and Lung has an announcement.

1627
01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:23,333
Okay.

1628
01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,375
I have work to do.

1629
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,268
I don't care that people
don't believe in us

1630
01:21:30,292 --> 01:21:32,601
as long as we believe
in us! Thank you!

1631
01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:35,250
Slooberble!
Slooberble! Slobberble!

1632
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:42,042
Yes, yes yes yes.

1633
01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:47,125
No, no no no no.

1634
01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:53,375
Yes, yes yes.

1635
01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:56,083
All right, great.

1636
01:21:58,208 --> 01:21:59,102
Let's eat.

1637
01:21:59,126 --> 01:22:00,809
Do we need to wait for Ah Meow?

1638
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:01,810
She said to start without her.

1639
01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,143
Then let's start.

1640
01:22:03,167 --> 01:22:04,809
My meteoric rise is starting!

1641
01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:06,309
Don't be so cocky.

1642
01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:07,185
Let's toast first.

1643
01:22:07,209 --> 01:22:09,083
Cheers!

1644
01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:12,250
Cheers!

1645
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:16,768
Now that you have your million,

1646
01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:17,769
what are you going to do?

1647
01:22:17,793 --> 01:22:19,268
What do you mean?

1648
01:22:19,292 --> 01:22:20,708
We're a hit now.

1649
01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:23,726
We get $1.2 million a
year for sponsorship.

1650
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,601
We're the F.C. Barcelona of

1651
01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:27,226
Hong Kong esports now!

1652
01:22:27,250 --> 01:22:28,458
Already?

1653
01:22:29,708 --> 01:22:30,768
Well, $1.2 million a year

1654
01:22:30,792 --> 01:22:32,601
is only 100k per month,

1655
01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:34,268
If we get a few more
mil in investment,

1656
01:22:34,292 --> 01:22:35,893
with our Hong Kong
Champion title...

1657
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:36,917
Again?

1658
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,500
I'm not selling.

1659
01:22:40,792 --> 01:22:42,184
You know that

1660
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,667
this factory building is old,

1661
01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,476
my room is too cold and too hot,

1662
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:49,059
and the party room
blasts music all day.

1663
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:51,250
Mom would never allow it!

1664
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,684
The home stays! The
oven stays! Dad stays!

1665
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:54,417
I'm not selling!

1666
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,958
When did Mom say
that we can't sell?

1667
01:22:57,083 --> 01:23:00,018
She said it on her deathbed!

1668
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,917
Really? But Lung
and I were there.

1669
01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,875
You two were in the bathroom...

1670
01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,060
together!

1671
01:23:05,084 --> 01:23:06,893
Mom's ward only had one stall.

1672
01:23:06,917 --> 01:23:08,083
Together?

1673
01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:09,809
I was holding his dick?

1674
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:11,417
Don't pin this on Mom.

1675
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:14,292
I know she'd never
want us to sell!

1676
01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:15,667
HOW?

1677
01:23:15,792 --> 01:23:18,208
I think she'll want us to sell!

1678
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,500
Perfect!

1679
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:20,976
Two against one.

1680
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:21,667
We're selling!

1681
01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:22,810
I'm the big brother!

1682
01:23:22,834 --> 01:23:23,875
I say we don't sell!

1683
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,226
You're moving goalposts.

1684
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,250
A big brother is like a father!

1685
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:36,750
Is that so?

1686
01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,458
Say, Daddy,

1687
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:43,417
why were you in your room
with your daughter-in-law?

1688
01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:50,143
It's not what you think...

1689
01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:51,019
It's not her fault.

1690
01:23:51,043 --> 01:23:52,684
Of course it's not.

1691
01:23:52,708 --> 01:23:54,458
She's my girlfriend.

1692
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:57,226
Don't play the hero
hugging her in front of me.

1693
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,500
You already did that today!

1694
01:24:01,833 --> 01:24:02,833
That's right,

1695
01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,125
We hugged.

1696
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:08,333
You really did?

1697
01:24:12,417 --> 01:24:13,833
Did you kiss?

1698
01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:16,768
But it's complicated.

1699
01:24:16,792 --> 01:24:18,309
Just let me explain...

1700
01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:19,559
You kissed?!

1701
01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:20,976
And you dare to
talk about sense?

1702
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,000
That's right!

1703
01:24:22,042 --> 01:24:23,333
We were making out!

1704
01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:24,833
French kiss!

1705
01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:26,833
Hey!

1706
01:24:27,875 --> 01:24:29,184
- Yes.
- I'm coveting her!

1707
01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:30,851
Even if I am,

1708
01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:33,000
you coveted your
neighbor's wife first!

1709
01:24:33,083 --> 01:24:34,083
Wait!

1710
01:24:34,333 --> 01:24:35,833
You two live together.

1711
01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:37,351
He's more like a flatmate.

1712
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:39,768
-So technically, -he
coveted his "flatmate's" wife.

1713
01:24:39,792 --> 01:24:42,893
It's a figure of speech!

1714
01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:45,417
Why do you take
things so literally?!

1715
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:46,500
It's true!

1716
01:24:46,708 --> 01:24:48,143
When you were still together,

1717
01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:49,333
I already liked her.

1718
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:50,851
If I didn't see you
as a big brother,

1719
01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:52,375
I would've just stolen her!

1720
01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:54,143
What "see"?

1721
01:24:54,167 --> 01:24:55,476
I AM your big brother!

1722
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:57,292
Bullshit!

1723
01:24:57,583 --> 01:24:58,684
Your dad

1724
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:01,059
stole my mom from my dad.

1725
01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:03,417
That's how we suddenly
became stepbrothers.

1726
01:25:03,625 --> 01:25:04,768
I'm just doing

1727
01:25:04,792 --> 01:25:06,726
exactly what your
dad did back then,

1728
01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:07,750
Big Brother!

1729
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:12,667
- Let's talk privately, all right?
- Let's not!

1730
01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:14,309
He's always on about family.

1731
01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:15,750
So let's lay it out in the open!

1732
01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:18,833
Fine! Lay it.

1733
01:25:18,917 --> 01:25:19,917
Okay. Lay on!

1734
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,018
You lay first.

1735
01:25:21,042 --> 01:25:22,059
I've got nothing to lay.

1736
01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:23,226
So you're hiding
something again!

1737
01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:24,583
I've got nothing to say!

1738
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:26,083
Let's start with my arm.

1739
01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:27,893
That's my fault?

1740
01:25:27,917 --> 01:25:29,643
It was an accident!

1741
01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:32,833
It's common sense to load
the gas lift in a gas lift bed!

1742
01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:34,476
What's a gas lift bed?

1743
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:35,144
See?!

1744
01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:37,208
No one knows.

1745
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:38,976
Are we really from
the same father?

1746
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,875
Our genes are so different!

1747
01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:42,684
What a waste to

1748
01:25:42,708 --> 01:25:44,226
sacrifice my life for you two.

1749
01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:45,476
What do you mean?

1750
01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,101
You're still alive!

1751
01:25:47,125 --> 01:25:48,792
Before we were brothers,

1752
01:25:49,292 --> 01:25:50,559
I took my father's family name.

1753
01:25:50,583 --> 01:25:52,643
I was Lee Shing-lai!

1754
01:25:52,667 --> 01:25:53,917
Then I came here,

1755
01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:56,393
took your family's
shitty naming convention

1756
01:25:56,417 --> 01:25:59,250
and I became Chan Lai!

1757
01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:02,000
So what?!

1758
01:26:02,208 --> 01:26:03,208
Wait!

1759
01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:05,292
Lee Shing-lai,

1760
01:26:05,917 --> 01:26:07,333
37 strokes.

1761
01:26:07,625 --> 01:26:10,684
The astrology chart says
I'd be a dragon in the pond,

1762
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:14,268
bound to leap towards success.

1763
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:17,500
Chan Lai, 34 strokes.

1764
01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:19,583
Endless disasters.

1765
01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,292
Misfortunes abound.

1766
01:26:21,417 --> 01:26:22,934
Bad news only.

1767
01:26:22,958 --> 01:26:24,726
Change your name.

1768
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:26,476
I went from "successful dragon"

1769
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:29,250
to "misfortunes abound"!

1770
01:26:40,292 --> 01:26:41,292
Is everything okay?

1771
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:45,958
We're all right.

1772
01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:05,519
Let's eat.

1773
01:27:05,543 --> 01:27:07,833
Let's eat.

1774
01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:10,917
The food's gone cold.

1775
01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:12,559
A rush of wind came through

1776
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,292
and cooled the food.

1777
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:16,893
Once food is on the table,

1778
01:27:16,917 --> 01:27:18,643
no matter what
your troubles are,

1779
01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:20,667
you should set them aside

1780
01:27:21,292 --> 01:27:22,476
and enjoy the food.

1781
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:24,518
That's basic
respect for the chef!

1782
01:27:24,542 --> 01:27:25,542
Ah Meow,

1783
01:27:25,917 --> 01:27:27,101
it's just home cooking.

1784
01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:30,167
Let's not get worked
up today, okay?

1785
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,500
Think about it.

1786
01:27:36,917 --> 01:27:40,059
The kitchen only has
two stoves and an oven.

1787
01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:42,934
Yet, all four
dishes and the soup

1788
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:47,125
arrive hot on the table.

1789
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:48,976
Think of the calculations

1790
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:52,708
Josephine made to
make that possible.

1791
01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:54,833
And...

1792
01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:57,101
in the five dishes,

1793
01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:58,893
there's no overlap

1794
01:27:58,917 --> 01:28:00,434
in the ingredients

1795
01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:02,559
and the cooking method.

1796
01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:07,583
It's so professional
and amazing!

1797
01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:18,184
Did your food critic
ex teach you that?

1798
01:28:18,208 --> 01:28:19,333
No.

1799
01:28:21,417 --> 01:28:22,542
He did!

1800
01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:27,500
It's not what you think.

1801
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:29,583
That wasn't what I meant.

1802
01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:37,375
This is what I meant.

1803
01:28:38,542 --> 01:28:40,625
Lung has an
announcement to make.

1804
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,434
I winked to tell you

1805
01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:45,226
the feng shui's
off. I'm not doing it.

1806
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,019
Oh,

1807
01:28:46,043 --> 01:28:47,375
I got it all wrong.

1808
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,208
What is that?

1809
01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:53,833
Another cosplay costume?

1810
01:29:02,292 --> 01:29:03,292
What is it?

1811
01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:11,417
Why now?

1812
01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:14,292
I have always
planned to do it now.

1813
01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,792
I couldn't finish an
Eileen Chang novel...

1814
01:29:24,292 --> 01:29:26,917
So I just watched the
movie "Lust, Caution".

1815
01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:30,417
This is the biggest
rock I could afford.

1816
01:29:32,167 --> 01:29:33,625
How much is it?

1817
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:36,309
I followed all his
specifications.

1818
01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:37,310
The color,

1819
01:29:37,334 --> 01:29:38,643
the Hearts and Arrows

1820
01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,934
and the cutting
are all excellent.

1821
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:42,583
It's 2.1 karats.

1822
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:45,000
How much is it?!

1823
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,393
$261,000!

1824
01:29:47,417 --> 01:29:50,059
I used up all my
prize money for this.

1825
01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:52,750
Thank you for being by
my side all these years.

1826
01:29:54,208 --> 01:29:56,583
It was your hard
work in the kitchen that

1827
01:29:57,708 --> 01:30:01,083
inspired me to work just
as hard on the keyboard.

1828
01:30:01,833 --> 01:30:04,333
That's how my dream came true.

1829
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,208
But I wasn't inspired.

1830
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:11,417
Your keyboard has
never moved me.

1831
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:18,101
When you quit your job a
few years ago to do esports,

1832
01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:21,333
I never thought that
you would succeed.

1833
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:24,476
When you won the tournament,

1834
01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:26,875
I was disappointed for a second.

1835
01:30:27,458 --> 01:30:29,292
I felt like I lost.

1836
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:32,833
So you won this time, then what?

1837
01:30:34,833 --> 01:30:36,934
You'll keep winning and losing.

1838
01:30:36,958 --> 01:30:40,875
That's not a future that I want!

1839
01:30:46,708 --> 01:30:52,851
I did a cooking
tutorial last night.

1840
01:30:52,875 --> 01:30:55,226
I made the veggie and ham stew

1841
01:30:55,250 --> 01:31:00,708
that blooms like
a flower for you.

1842
01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:07,583
But I didn't have the urge
to show you the video at all.

1843
01:31:08,417 --> 01:31:09,684
I realized that

1844
01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:13,083
you don't have to
exist in my world.

1845
01:31:23,292 --> 01:31:29,167
My granny was an amah.
My mother was in catering.

1846
01:31:30,375 --> 01:31:36,042
We're used to putting
effort into cooking for others.

1847
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,875
I don't want my life
to end up like that.

1848
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,583
I'm sorry.

1849
01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:57,125
Lung really loves you!

1850
01:31:57,708 --> 01:32:01,309
You're really like
Cleopatra and Antony.

1851
01:32:01,333 --> 01:32:03,601
What did she say?

1852
01:32:03,625 --> 01:32:08,184
I haven't understood
a thing she said...

1853
01:32:08,208 --> 01:32:10,476
Get up, don't cry. Come on...

1854
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:13,292
- It's okay...
- I want to sell the place!

1855
01:32:13,625 --> 01:32:17,976
Once I'm rich, we'll be
together for evermore!

1856
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,268
That's not related!

1857
01:32:19,292 --> 01:32:20,559
She said it's not related.

1858
01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:21,560
Calm down.

1859
01:32:21,584 --> 01:32:22,976
I want to sell the place!

1860
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,184
Sell it!

1861
01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:25,792
We're not selling!

1862
01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:27,309
You don't have to listen to me,

1863
01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:29,726
but you gotta listen to him!
You two share the same dad!

1864
01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:31,018
What the hell does that mean?!

1865
01:32:31,042 --> 01:32:32,893
We're just stepbrothers,

1866
01:32:32,917 --> 01:32:34,559
so you don't want to share!
I don't want a cent now!

1867
01:32:34,583 --> 01:32:36,809
- So sell!
- Share a father?

1868
01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:37,893
We only have one father!

1869
01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,018
And one mother!

1870
01:32:39,042 --> 01:32:40,476
And we're three brothers!

1871
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:41,708
No, mama's boy!

1872
01:32:42,083 --> 01:32:43,309
What?!

1873
01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:45,476
My mama is your mama, too!

1874
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,726
Your mama is your mama.

1875
01:32:46,750 --> 01:32:47,893
My mama is my mama.

1876
01:32:47,917 --> 01:32:49,393
I called you mama's boy because

1877
01:32:49,417 --> 01:32:50,893
your mama ain't my mama,

1878
01:32:50,917 --> 01:32:51,894
mama's boy!

1879
01:32:51,918 --> 01:32:53,750
- Say that again.
- What, mama's boy?

1880
01:32:54,292 --> 01:32:56,042
I'm lronman, c'mon!

1881
01:32:56,458 --> 01:32:57,458
You're so slow

1882
01:32:59,750 --> 01:33:00,875
It's fine.

1883
01:33:03,042 --> 01:33:03,769
Iron this!

1884
01:33:03,793 --> 01:33:05,250
Stop being a baby.

1885
01:33:05,542 --> 01:33:07,476
Watch your mouth!

1886
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:09,458
You hit your little
brother? You animal!

1887
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:10,519
What's going on?

1888
01:33:10,543 --> 01:33:12,018
He hit you, see?

1889
01:33:12,042 --> 01:33:13,726
You're crazy! A lunatic!

1890
01:33:13,750 --> 01:33:15,667
Go away!

1891
01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:18,810
Apologize!

1892
01:33:18,834 --> 01:33:19,893
For what?

1893
01:33:19,917 --> 01:33:20,726
Right now!

1894
01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:21,458
Why?

1895
01:33:21,542 --> 01:33:24,351
<i>Remember the light</i>

1896
01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:28,143
<i>that was in our hearts?</i>

1897
01:33:28,167 --> 01:33:33,958
<i>We're three brothers.</i>

1898
01:33:34,458 --> 01:33:38,143
It's the theme song to
"Brother Squad", our game!

1899
01:33:38,167 --> 01:33:39,393
<i>Growing up is complicated.</i>

1900
01:33:39,417 --> 01:33:41,417
My two younger
sisters are in Taiwan.

1901
01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:44,500
I only came to treasure
them after I left home.

1902
01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:48,667
I hope this video
will remind you that

1903
01:33:49,208 --> 01:33:52,059
having someone grow up with you

1904
01:33:52,083 --> 01:33:54,500
is something truly precious.

1905
01:33:57,625 --> 01:34:00,684
Steve! Bernard! We're brothers!

1906
01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:06,226
Yes, we're brothers.

1907
01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:07,227
It's okay now.

1908
01:34:07,251 --> 01:34:09,476
It's okay now.

1909
01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:12,000
Don't cry. I'd never
hit my big brother.

1910
01:34:12,625 --> 01:34:15,542
Don't cry.

1911
01:34:16,167 --> 01:34:19,958
We're clean slate now.

1912
01:34:20,542 --> 01:34:21,726
Hold the phone.

1913
01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:23,333
My hands are busy.

1914
01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:26,833
It's out of focus.

1915
01:34:36,917 --> 01:34:40,250
I just grabbed it
from your room.

1916
01:34:49,792 --> 01:34:52,809
<i>He and she shared
the same dream once</i>

1917
01:34:52,833 --> 01:34:55,893
<i>He and she are
losing control tonight</i>

1918
01:34:55,917 --> 01:34:58,976
<i>He and she are riled up by Judas</i>

1919
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,101
<i>The desire to share a
meal ends with a brawl</i>

1920
01:35:02,125 --> 01:35:05,184
<i>He tries to protect
the plant with care</i>

1921
01:35:05,208 --> 01:35:08,309
<i>Only for it to be ruined by lies</i>

1922
01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:11,393
<i>He would rather
forget his family ties</i>

1923
01:35:11,417 --> 01:35:14,351
<i>Only to be hurt again
in the very same place</i>

1924
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:17,226
<i>Love is the most
desirable taste on Earth.</i>

1925
01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:20,434
<i>Its affection is the bait</i>

1926
01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:26,101
<i>Love is an evil toxin
that will take you down.</i>

1927
01:35:26,125 --> 01:35:27,643
<i>Can the flower in
your heart blossom?</i>

1928
01:35:27,667 --> 01:35:29,768
<i>Can you laugh at this joke?</i>

1929
01:35:29,792 --> 01:35:33,434
<i>Can you enjoy such
a dangerous kiss?</i>

1930
01:35:33,458 --> 01:35:39,250
<i>Can you tell between
sadness and joy?</i>

1931
01:36:09,333 --> 01:36:10,333
Are you okay?

1932
01:36:12,917 --> 01:36:14,583
I'm okay, thanks.

1933
01:36:36,042 --> 01:36:38,208
I've truly failed
as a big brother.

1934
01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:42,750
I'm done trying. I'm done...

1935
01:36:46,042 --> 01:36:47,042
Yup.

1936
01:36:49,083 --> 01:36:50,417
This family...

1937
01:36:53,833 --> 01:36:56,208
ends here and now!

1938
01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,750
I didn't eat, I'm hungry.

1939
01:39:16,042 --> 01:39:17,583
Why did you come down?

1940
01:39:22,542 --> 01:39:24,292
Some things aren't valued

1941
01:39:24,958 --> 01:39:27,542
until they're broken.

1942
01:39:30,667 --> 01:39:32,184
I don't want this family

1943
01:39:32,208 --> 01:39:33,750
to end like this.

1944
01:39:36,958 --> 01:39:38,792
The problem lies

1945
01:39:39,042 --> 01:39:40,375
with you.

1946
01:39:43,583 --> 01:39:45,518
I know that.

1947
01:39:45,542 --> 01:39:48,226
Then why did you come after me?

1948
01:39:48,250 --> 01:39:50,184
Iaheadylefl.

1949
01:39:50,208 --> 01:39:51,750
This is not what I meant.

1950
01:39:53,250 --> 01:39:55,708
Bernard can't live without you.

1951
01:39:55,875 --> 01:39:58,250
To move on...

1952
01:39:59,042 --> 01:40:03,083
We need to accept
all that's happened.

1953
01:40:04,292 --> 01:40:06,667
There's something
I never told you.

1954
01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:10,958
Something's wrong with my eyes.

1955
01:40:11,708 --> 01:40:14,750
I can't define colors well.

1956
01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:19,601
Since I can't see clearly,

1957
01:40:19,625 --> 01:40:22,018
I should step forward

1958
01:40:22,042 --> 01:40:23,518
and look closer.

1959
01:40:23,542 --> 01:40:25,042
Make things clear.

1960
01:40:34,542 --> 01:40:37,000
It's hard for us to
make things clear.

1961
01:40:41,792 --> 01:40:43,583
You won't be my brother-in-law.

1962
01:40:44,292 --> 01:40:46,125
You won't be my friend.

1963
01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,417
And you definitely
won't be my lover.

1964
01:41:00,375 --> 01:41:03,917
Is there a kind of relationship

1965
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:09,542
that can't be
described with a word?

1966
01:41:10,625 --> 01:41:14,833
Maybe that's the
relationship we have.

1967
01:41:16,708 --> 01:41:20,792
Not naming it doesn't
mean it doesn't exist.

1968
01:41:24,500 --> 01:41:27,750
It'll be hard, but we
have to move on together.

1969
01:41:30,083 --> 01:41:34,125
As a family, we
move on together.

1970
01:42:00,833 --> 01:42:02,583
Get back to me soon!

1971
01:42:18,417 --> 01:42:20,167
You were in your room?

1972
01:42:22,958 --> 01:42:24,333
How's your arm?

1973
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,667
Did you hurt yourself?

1974
01:42:33,208 --> 01:42:37,958
Do you need help?

1975
01:42:42,125 --> 01:42:43,292
Close the door!

1976
01:42:46,042 --> 01:42:48,750
Get out, then close the door!

1977
01:42:49,917 --> 01:42:51,917
What happened? Let me help...

1978
01:42:53,833 --> 01:42:56,208
What, your other
arm's hurt, too?

1979
01:42:56,333 --> 01:42:58,708
I have to pee! How
can you help me?

1980
01:43:07,583 --> 01:43:10,625
You're really gonna
hold it? It's embarrassing!

1981
01:43:10,958 --> 01:43:13,059
Embarrassing? I've
already seen everything!

1982
01:43:13,083 --> 01:43:14,250
You've seen it,

1983
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,292
but you've never touched it!

1984
01:43:17,375 --> 01:43:19,309
Pee on your own, then.

1985
01:43:19,333 --> 01:43:21,625
Let's see how you'll
change those pants.

1986
01:43:23,917 --> 01:43:25,583
I'm your big brother.

1987
01:43:25,917 --> 01:43:28,101
Who else is gonna do it?

1988
01:43:28,125 --> 01:43:29,059
Careful!

1989
01:43:29,083 --> 01:43:29,768
Don't worry.

1990
01:43:29,792 --> 01:43:30,750
Careful!

1991
01:43:30,792 --> 01:43:32,309
I won't out you,

1992
01:43:32,333 --> 01:43:34,143
You have underwear on.

1993
01:43:34,167 --> 01:43:35,208
I don't!

1994
01:43:39,542 --> 01:43:41,917
That's so unhygienic!

1995
01:43:42,458 --> 01:43:45,083
When do you wear
the ones you wash?

1996
01:43:45,708 --> 01:43:47,125
When I see people.

1997
01:43:47,417 --> 01:43:49,750
Which kindergarten
did you go to?

1998
01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:52,042
The same one as you. Hurry!

1999
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,000
Don't move.

2000
01:43:58,375 --> 01:43:59,601
Hey, don't shuffle around.

2001
01:43:59,625 --> 01:44:00,934
I have to find it!

2002
01:44:00,958 --> 01:44:02,708
Your hand is cold.

2003
01:44:06,208 --> 01:44:08,125
Relax...

2004
01:44:16,583 --> 01:44:17,583
Yes...

2005
01:44:19,333 --> 01:44:20,333
Yes...

2006
01:44:21,417 --> 01:44:22,417
Yes...

2007
01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:29,000
Why didn't I just
pee sitting down?

2008
01:44:34,917 --> 01:44:36,042
I'm sorry.

2009
01:44:37,792 --> 01:44:38,792
I'm fine.

2010
01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:43,059
All right, I'm not fine.

2011
01:44:43,083 --> 01:44:45,083
But I'll make it fine.

2012
01:44:54,708 --> 01:44:56,833
Next week is
Mid-Autumn Festival.

2013
01:44:59,125 --> 01:45:01,934
Remember one year,
Dad got in trouble

2014
01:45:01,958 --> 01:45:03,792
and Mom kicked him
out in the morning?

2015
01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:05,893
Then Mom called to tell him

2016
01:45:05,917 --> 01:45:07,875
he had to be home for dinner.

2017
01:45:08,333 --> 01:45:10,393
Mom said, Mid-Autumn dinner

2018
01:45:10,417 --> 01:45:12,268
is the most important
meal of the year.

2019
01:45:12,292 --> 01:45:15,250
No matter what, we
have to eat together.

2020
01:45:15,917 --> 01:45:18,417
Lung has to
understand that first.

2021
01:45:18,958 --> 01:45:20,643
Text him.

2022
01:45:20,667 --> 01:45:22,018
Tell him we're selling our home.

2023
01:45:22,042 --> 01:45:24,042
Lie to get him home first.

2024
01:45:25,708 --> 01:45:28,792
I don't think Mom
would want that.

2025
01:45:29,333 --> 01:45:31,083
Yu Fook? Haha...

2026
01:45:31,292 --> 01:45:32,309
It's just broken.

2027
01:45:32,333 --> 01:45:35,417
It's "Yau Fook".

2028
01:45:36,083 --> 01:45:39,684
Who cares about what others see?

2029
01:45:39,708 --> 01:45:44,500
What we see is what matters.

2030
01:46:33,250 --> 01:46:34,768
You even brought
out the holy beasts.

2031
01:46:34,792 --> 01:46:36,393
- Is something big happening?
- Yeah.

2032
01:46:36,417 --> 01:46:37,601
Domineering, aren't they?

2033
01:46:37,625 --> 01:46:38,851
Let's place them here for good.

2034
01:46:38,875 --> 01:46:40,958
Good idea! What
will we feed them?

2035
01:46:41,042 --> 01:46:43,125
What do they eat? BBQ pork?

2036
01:46:48,167 --> 01:46:49,708
Time to eat!

2037
01:46:53,958 --> 01:46:55,583
I knew you guys lied.

2038
01:46:57,458 --> 01:47:01,208
But Mom said Mid-Autumn
dinner should be eaten as a family,

2039
01:47:02,083 --> 01:47:03,708
so let's eat first.

2040
01:47:12,125 --> 01:47:13,542
Are you all right?

2041
01:47:13,792 --> 01:47:14,792
I'm fine.

2042
01:47:16,333 --> 01:47:17,333
Hi.

2043
01:47:17,542 --> 01:47:18,542
Hi.

2044
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:21,125
It's been a long time.

2045
01:47:22,375 --> 01:47:24,458
Really? I wasn't counting...

2046
01:47:26,917 --> 01:47:28,958
Why are you here
out of the blue?

2047
01:47:29,792 --> 01:47:32,792
The door wasn't locked,
so I showed myself in.

2048
01:47:33,583 --> 01:47:36,083
Why'd you come for
me out of the blue?

2049
01:47:36,208 --> 01:47:37,851
I'm not here for you.

2050
01:47:37,875 --> 01:47:39,018
I'm here for Steve.

2051
01:47:39,042 --> 01:47:41,059
What? You two...?

2052
01:47:41,083 --> 01:47:44,208
No! He just invited
me to dinner.

2053
01:47:44,333 --> 01:47:47,375
You scared me! I
thought it's another...

2054
01:47:47,458 --> 01:47:49,476
I'm glad you're back.

2055
01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:50,726
I haven't decided anything!

2056
01:47:50,750 --> 01:47:53,059
Steve just invited me back

2057
01:47:53,083 --> 01:47:54,476
to try his cooking

2058
01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:56,351
and have a final meal here.

2059
01:47:56,375 --> 01:47:58,083
I wouldn't miss
it for the world.

2060
01:47:58,750 --> 01:47:59,958
Josephine's back.

2061
01:48:01,958 --> 01:48:04,083
Yau Fook's BBQ pork!

2062
01:48:07,875 --> 01:48:10,518
What? I studied
the recipe forever.

2063
01:48:10,542 --> 01:48:12,226
It's edible.

2064
01:48:12,250 --> 01:48:14,208
Why did she say "final meal"?

2065
01:48:14,875 --> 01:48:16,083
You told them?

2066
01:48:16,375 --> 01:48:17,144
Oops.

2067
01:48:17,168 --> 01:48:21,684
I had a grand speech
planned and everything

2068
01:48:21,708 --> 01:48:22,917
and you spoiled it.

2069
01:48:25,083 --> 01:48:26,167
You've sold the flat?

2070
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,143
I signed the contract yesterday.

2071
01:48:28,167 --> 01:48:29,875
We'll move out
after winter solstice.

2072
01:48:38,125 --> 01:48:40,208
We're lucky that

2073
01:48:40,417 --> 01:48:43,643
Mom and Dad blessed
us with this place.

2074
01:48:43,667 --> 01:48:46,601
So we can't get complacent.

2075
01:48:46,625 --> 01:48:48,268
We should open our doors,

2076
01:48:48,292 --> 01:48:50,351
step outside, walk further

2077
01:48:50,375 --> 01:48:51,601
and achieve things!

2078
01:48:51,625 --> 01:48:54,417
That's how we live
up to our blessing!

2079
01:48:57,958 --> 01:48:59,500
What book did
you steal that from?

2080
01:49:00,042 --> 01:49:03,292
Year of the Tiger Horoscope.

2081
01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:06,268
Okay, let's dig in!

2082
01:49:06,292 --> 01:49:07,976
Let's eat!

2083
01:49:08,000 --> 01:49:09,393
Try the BBQ pork first. Come on.

2084
01:49:09,417 --> 01:49:10,917
Sure.

2085
01:49:12,542 --> 01:49:14,625
- Are you sure it's edible?
- Let's have a bite.

2086
01:49:15,542 --> 01:49:17,434
Be generous!

2087
01:49:17,458 --> 01:49:18,476
-Well -You're not eating?

2088
01:49:18,500 --> 01:49:20,000
I am now.

2089
01:49:21,375 --> 01:49:22,458
How it tastes?

2090
01:49:30,167 --> 01:49:31,167
It's terrible.

2091
01:49:31,583 --> 01:49:33,500
It's freaking terrible!

2092
01:49:33,958 --> 01:49:36,708
That's what Dad's BBQ
pork... actually tasted like.

2093
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:30,625
You miss me?

2094
01:50:56,833 --> 01:51:02,434
I want to know, did you
want me to sell this place?

2095
01:51:02,458 --> 01:51:04,042
What do you think?

2096
01:51:04,333 --> 01:51:09,583
You said it yourself: The home
stays, the oven stays, Dad stays.

2097
01:51:11,292 --> 01:51:12,958
Did I say that?

2098
01:51:17,458 --> 01:51:19,208
I guess it's because
it sounded nice.

2099
01:51:19,458 --> 01:51:22,583
It was in my head
all these years, Ma!

2100
01:51:23,583 --> 01:51:24,726
Why do people think that

2101
01:51:24,750 --> 01:51:28,083
dead people's words are gospel?

2102
01:51:28,458 --> 01:51:30,893
You think I'm full of wisdom?

2103
01:51:30,917 --> 01:51:32,518
Before I married your dad,

2104
01:51:32,542 --> 01:51:34,125
I was just a nightclub hostess!

2105
01:51:36,792 --> 01:51:38,250
What are you trying to say?!

2106
01:51:40,333 --> 01:51:42,000
Wherever family is...

2107
01:51:42,292 --> 01:51:44,333
that's where home is.

2108
01:51:52,375 --> 01:51:53,792
I think I get it.

2109
01:51:55,125 --> 01:51:56,167
You do?

2110
01:51:57,125 --> 01:51:58,684
But selling it

2111
01:51:58,708 --> 01:52:00,393
then renting it
back is kinda dumb.

2112
01:52:00,417 --> 01:52:02,268
I need time!

2113
01:52:02,292 --> 01:52:04,018
You'll waste money on rent!

2114
01:52:04,042 --> 01:52:06,583
I'll rent half the space out!

2115
01:52:08,458 --> 01:52:12,833
Anyway, leave when
you've stayed long enough.

2116
01:52:16,958 --> 01:52:19,083
You said it yourself:

2117
01:52:19,583 --> 01:52:23,792
Open the doors, step
outside, and go further.

2118
01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:32,667
That's my boy.

2119
01:53:24,417 --> 01:53:26,125
Looking for me?

2120
01:53:29,708 --> 01:53:31,167
Are you looking for me?

2121
01:53:33,333 --> 01:53:34,917
I left something here.

2122
01:53:36,208 --> 01:53:37,958
Have you had dinner?

2123
01:53:39,833 --> 01:53:43,000
Want to get beef
noodles downstairs?

2124
01:53:43,250 --> 01:53:45,684
Shall we go further?

2125
01:53:45,708 --> 01:53:51,226
<i>You may be gone now,
but my love burns on</i>

2126
01:53:51,250 --> 01:53:56,684
<i>On this endless night,
who has your love...</i>

2127
01:53:56,708 --> 01:54:02,143
<i>The flowers won't bloom,
love is vast as the ocean</i>

2128
01:54:02,167 --> 01:54:09,417
<i>If you miss me,
why am I in solitude?</i>

2129
01:54:21,750 --> 01:54:27,083
A Sunny Chan Film

2130
01:54:31,333 --> 01:54:33,083
Let's eat!

2131
01:54:34,125 --> 01:54:37,167
Try the meatsie-poo, sweetheart.

2132
01:54:39,917 --> 01:54:41,042
Cut!

2133
01:54:41,542 --> 01:54:43,542
You're really giving
him the big piece?

2134
01:54:47,583 --> 01:54:48,833
Don't touch me!

2135
01:54:49,750 --> 01:54:50,518
Concentrate.

2136
01:54:50,542 --> 01:54:51,434
You hands are so cold!

2137
01:54:51,458 --> 01:54:52,458
Okay.

2138
01:54:53,417 --> 01:54:54,417
All right?

2139
01:54:57,208 --> 01:54:58,268
What's Double May?

2140
01:54:58,292 --> 01:54:59,792
I don't know, never heard of it!

2141
01:55:12,083 --> 01:55:13,583
Why're you still rolling?

2142
01:55:13,667 --> 01:55:17,042
Your father stole my...

2143
01:55:21,792 --> 01:55:23,875
Told you you can't do it.

2144
01:55:24,292 --> 01:55:26,292
Give me another chance.

2145
01:55:26,875 --> 01:55:28,667
Do we keep eating?

2146
01:55:33,458 --> 01:55:34,394
It's edible.

2147
01:55:34,418 --> 01:55:35,518
Look at Lung!

2148
01:55:35,542 --> 01:55:36,583
Try it.

2149
01:55:38,542 --> 01:55:40,184
Bernard! Bernard!

2150
01:55:40,208 --> 01:55:41,144
You guys eat, I
got a stomachache.

2151
01:55:41,168 --> 01:55:42,792
Get set, go!

2152
01:55:47,083 --> 01:55:48,208
Keep it high!

2153
01:55:48,458 --> 01:55:49,458
Higher!

2154
01:55:54,750 --> 01:55:57,000
Need a pair of
chopsticks to hold it?

2155
01:55:57,667 --> 01:55:59,500
Why not hold it with a fork?

2156
01:56:00,125 --> 01:56:01,750
Three words, Lee Shing-lai.

2157
01:56:06,792 --> 01:56:09,750
♪ $%"and♪(

2158
01:56:11,250 --> 01:56:15,583
You guys are like @$♪%and ♪

2159
01:56:20,542 --> 01:56:23,000
I really didn't
get her this time.

2160
01:56:26,708 --> 01:56:28,748
Steve, do you sense that
someone is watching us eat?